What the...?? 200 ELTON JOHN IS ON THE NEW ALICE IN CHAINS ALBUM?!? August 11th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg According to Blabbermouth, Elton John plays on the title track […]
Show Reviews 520 TOP TEN THINGS WE HEARD HIPSTERS SAY AT ALL POINTS WEST THAT WE’D NEVER HEAR AT A REGULAR TOOL SHOW August 4th, 2009 at 4:15pm MetalSucks This past Saturday night, Vince and Axl bought tickets to […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 210 BREAKING NEWS: LARS ULRICH AND AXL ROSE AREN’T NICE DUDES July 30th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve gotten multiple e-mails from peeps about this interview The […]
Br00tal-lists 490 TOP 5 (ACTUALLY 6 OR 7) SONGS THAT I WOULD PROBABLY USE AS MY STRIPPER SONG July 30th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week, Elise at Reign in Blonde wrote a piece […]
\m/ 70 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLASH July 23rd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I know we (well, I at least) give Slash a […]
Black Collar Workers 380 SEBASTIAN BACH DOESN’T WANT TO PAY YOU July 22nd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I imagine that when the members of, say, Daath get […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 SO IT’S BACK TO WEED-ONLY FOR ME FOR AWHILE July 17th, 2009 at 9:56am Axl Rosenberg When I left the bar on the relatively early side […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 210 COURTNEY LOVE BELIEVES AN AMERICAN EXPRESS BILL DETERMINES HER RIGHTS TO HOLE July 15th, 2009 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez When I first heard that Courtney Love was going to […]
\m/ 220 MOBY CALLS GWAR “THE BEST LIVE BAND EVER” July 15th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Annoying as he is, I’d love to talk metal with […]
Cinemetal 310 THE STATE V. SLASH July 15th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is gonna be a long, Lefsetzian rant that is […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 260 NOBODY LOOKS GOOD IN THEIR YEAR BOOK PHOTO June 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s something reassuring about knowing that people one sometimes considers […]
Editorials 710 ON MICHAEL JACKSON June 26th, 2009 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding disrespectful: we cannot look at […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 170 COURTNEY LOVE DECIDES TO SULLY HOLE’S ALREADY DAMAGED REPUTATION June 18th, 2009 at 11:10am Gary Suarez Paleozoic UK-based periodical NME reported today that Courtney Love will […]
This Sucks 340 IF YOU NEVER SAW NINE INCH NAILS LIVE BEFORE, YOU MAY HAVE BLOWN IT June 16th, 2009 at 8:46am Axl Rosenberg A Nine Inch Nails live show is, truly, something to […]
What the...?? 110 THE NY TIMES IS TOO GOOD FOR ANYONE NAMED “DUFF” June 2nd, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I was a little taken aback when I was this […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT IN THE METAL BIZ, YOU’LL HAFTA DO THE DEVIL’S WORK FOR HIM June 1st, 2009 at 12:51pm Axl Rosenberg If you don’t know who Amy Sciarretto is, well, ya […]
...And F*ck You Too 310 MARILYN MANSON & METALSUCKS AGREE: WES BORLAND IS A HYPOCRITE TOOL BAG May 13th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg To review: last year Wes Borland joined Marilyn Manson. This […]
Cinemetal 160 I DON’T KNOW WHY SO MANY OF YOU ARE SURPRISED THAT $LA$H WAS ON AMERICAN IDOL May 11th, 2009 at 5:03pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, it’s not like the dude has been some […]
...And F*ck You Too 240 BEING ON RECORD AS HAVING AN OPINION CAN BE A REAL BITCH April 17th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you go here you can watch a video of […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 GUNS N’ ROSES IS NOW A COVER BAND OF A COVER BAND March 23rd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Directly from the horse’s mouth comes the news that “guitarist […]