...And F*ck You Too 160 HOW DARE YOU GET SO CLOSE TO AXL ROSE’S CAR DOOR?!?! October 13th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Axl Rose arrived at the airport in Rosario, Argentina earlier […]
\m/ 380 EIGHT YEAR-OLDS COVER METALLICA, GN’R, SOUND ALMOST AS GOOD AS ACTUAL METALLICA, GN’R October 6th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We got like a gajillion e-mails yesterday about The Mini […]
Editorials 160 AXL ROSE PERFORMS “ESTRANGED” FOR THE FIRST TIME IN EIGHTEEN YEARS October 3rd, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Despite not being the kind of grim n’ gritty tune […]
Reunion Mania 180 TIME TO CONTINUE BEING NOT EXCITED BY THE IDEA OF A GN’R REUNION September 27th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg So long as Axl Rose, Slash, Izzy Stradlin, and Duff […]
Rampant Rumors 140 G.N.R. TO TOUR U.S.A. September 21st, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dates for a Guns N’ Roses tour of America have […]
Retrospective 640 CELEBRATE THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF GN’R’S USE YOUR ILLUSION BY MAKING YOUR OWN TRACK LIST September 16th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Tomorrow marks the twentieth anniversary of the release of Guns […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 540 “I’VE GOT TONS OF SH*T TO SAY”: THE SEBASTIAN BACH INTERVIEW September 14th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Photo by Clay Patrick McBride Sebastian Bach’s new record is […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 430 THE CHOSEN FEW: JUDAS PRIEST FIND A NEW WAY TO SELL OLD STUFF September 14th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg To help promote their upcoming tour, on October 11 Judas […]
Cinemetal 240 HERE’S SLASH ON THE CHARLIE SHEEN ROAST September 13th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Slash’s latest “They paid me so I showed up” gig […]
Barbarous Book Club 70 READ THE FIRST EIGHTY PAGES OF DUFF MCKAGAN’S IT’S SO EASY FOR FREE September 12th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember Motley Crue’s The Dirt? Of course you do, it’s […]
The Webernets 210 GUNS N’ ROSES’ “NOVEMBER RAIN” VIDEO… IN COMIC FORM September 8th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Guns N’ Roses not-quite-complete video trilogy from the early 90s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 160 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “THE COWBOY SONG” August 12th, 2011 at 4:10pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2450 ARE BREAKDOWNS THE NEW GUITAR SOLO???? July 27th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D I wasn’t alive back in the 1980s to see it […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Question of the Week 1230 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND PLAY ANY METAL BAND/MUSICIAN SOME OF THEIR MUSIC AND/OR SHOW THEM PHOTOS/VIDEOS OF THEMSELVES FROM THEIR FUTURE, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY? July 22nd, 2011 at 4:20pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 500 NIKKI SIXX IS STILL DELUSIONAL July 20th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I are going to see the Mötley Crüe /Poison/New […]
New Stuff 280 SLASH’S GUITAR TONE STILL GETS ME July 18th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Even if I haven’t exactly been thrilled with Slash’s post-Guns […]
Cinemetal 230 Bill Bailey Has a Message for Metallica July 12th, 2011 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg Bill Bailey is a British comedian with whom I’m not […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 340 SKID ROW: WHERE IS THE LOVE? TL;DR June 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Am I high or is it weird that in 2011 […]
Music Dorkery 140 BEST NERDY THING EVER OF THE DAY: HEADBANGING CELLISTS COVER “WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE” June 13th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Having some kind of string section cover Guns N’ Roses […]
