Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH STUPID WAS AS STUPID DID November 12th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I can’t think of anything clever to say right now, […]
Necessary Roughness 690 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: “BYE WEEKS!” November 8th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks “Bye Weeks” Here we go! Thanks for all the entries […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE ASKED SOME QUESTIONS November 5th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Why am I writing this week’s “Worst Week” entirely in […]
Necessary Roughness 190 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: IT SMELLS LIKE POOP AND ONIONS RIGHT NOW (ALSO, “BYE WEEK” CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED) November 1st, 2010 at 9:41pm MetalSucks I am currently in Pittsburgh at the Altar Bar at […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE EXTENDED THE DEADLINE FOR OUR HALLOWEEN CONTEST BY 24 HOURS October 29th, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg So as you’re no doubt aware, Halloween is on Sunday, […]
Necessary Roughness 260 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: WIN GREG’S COLUMN October 25th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Refs were fucking up this week, people. I know it’s […]
Necessary Roughness 210 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS: THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS AIN’T NO LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR NO-SLEEVE AMERICAN FLAG T-SHIRT WEARING MORON October 18th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Well, it’s Sunday again: Time for nachos, football and terrible […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE DID IT ALL FOR THE LOVE OF SLAYER October 15th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously, if you haven’t read Vince’s epic story about how […]
Necessary Roughness 170 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS: GREG WEEKS SAYS GOODBYE TO RANDY MOSS AND HELLO TO MEN WEARING PINK TIGHTS October 11th, 2010 at 6:15pm MetalSucks I’d like to begin this week by congratulating the Lions […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE HEARD THE WORST THING EVER October 8th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week I had a dream that I was […]
Necessary Roughness 290 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: HOW THE NFL’S BIGGEST LOSERS CAN CLAW THEIR WAY BACK TO THE TOP October 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks So, the regular season is a quarter of the way […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE WENT TO SOME METAL CONCERT-THINGS October 1st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case you can’t tell by all the posting I’ve […]
Necessary Roughness 360 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS: THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS TAKES ON THE NFL, WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM JOB FOR A COWBOY’S JON “THE CHARN” RICE September 27th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Oh snap!!! During Monday night football last week, down-on-his-luck Saints running […]
Worst Week Ever 120 IN WHICH WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “WORST WEEK EVER” FOR ANOTHER DEVIN TOWNSEND VIDEO UPDATE September 24th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So this normally where we write some fairly meaningless bullshit […]
The Webernets 210 SOMEBODY GET THE RED CHORD A REALITY SHOW September 23rd, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Few bands give interviews as entertaining as ones with The […]
Necessary Roughness 590 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: LAUGHING AT OTHERS’ MISFORTUNES, MANNING VS. MANNING, AND… IGGY POP? September 20th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Many metal fans might be thinking, “Why is there a […]
Necessary Roughness 1050 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS: THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS TAKES ON THE N.F.L. IN HIS NEW WEEKLY METALSUCKS COLUMN September 15th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Let the Games Begin!!! Hello there. MetalSucks is letting me […]
Exclusive 340 THE RED CHORD’S FED THROUGH THE TEETH MACHINE EXCLUSIVE FULL ALBUM STREAM! October 23rd, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Last week we gave Fed Through the Teeth Machine, the […]
Interviews 230 MIKE “GUNFACE” MCKENZIE IS THE LATEST MEMBER OF THE RED CHORD TO PUT UP WITH OUR DUMB QUESTIONS October 21st, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg If there’s any justice in the world, The Red Chord’s […]
Reviews 240 MetalSucks Gets Fed Through the Red Chord’s Teeth Machine October 16th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Only history will tell us for sure, but I suspect […]
