Cinemetal 0 Sully Erna’s Acting Debut Looks Amazing November 26th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg ly stupid.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL 2013: A Headbanger’s Journey Concludes August 26th, 2013 at 1:00pm Anso DF The final day of Heavy MTL 2013 was deja vu all over again!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 43 & 44: Godsmack Vs. Kittie, Oceano Vs. Whitechapel July 25th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks So… how is sleeping in the bed you made going?
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Starting Monday: MetalSucks Presents The Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket! July 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Which one of these bands doesn’t deserve all the crap they take? YOU decide!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL Fest Is Approaching — And We’ll Attend! June 25th, 2013 at 1:00pm Anso DF What will happen when a heavy metal beach bimbo treks to Quebec to jam wildly for a wknd? I’ve got $20 on “testicle severed by windmill.”
Tour de Force 0 Heavy MTL Line-Up Announced March 26th, 2013 at 12:19pm Axl Rosenberg This year’s fest will include Avenged Sevenfold, Rob Zombie, Megadeth, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 SULLY ERNA IS A GREAT DAD September 14th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Sully Erna is a homophobe who once bought his way out […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE MOSHPENDABLES [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 31st, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Banner by Cysquatch Hello heavy metallists everywhere! Say, have […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: JULY 31, 2012 July 31st, 2012 at 11:30am MetalSucks After last week’s slim pickins, today’s STCOT looks like a regal buffet […]
Neilstein Soundscam 0 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: THE RIZE OF JACK BLACK May 23rd, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein There weren’t a whole lot of metal debuts last week, […]
Tour de Force 0 HERE’S THE LINE-UP FOR THE ROCKSTAR ENERGY DRINK UPROAR FESTIVAL IF YOU CARE May 1st, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The line-up for this year’s Rockstar Energy Drink Uproar Festival has […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 NORWAY’S DUNDERBEIST: U JAM? February 22nd, 2012 at 4:30pm Anso DF I’m an unlikely fan of Dunderbeist’s Black Hearts & […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE MADE OUR FIRST HARDCORE SONG January 20th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg via Topless Robot I would give anything for that to […]
Board to Death 930 POSSIBLY THE MOST FUN YOU WILL HAVE ALL WEEK: HELP GODSUCK, SUCKD, AND HALESUCK NAME THEIR TOUR January 18th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. Godsuck, […]
\m/ 360 DIMEBAG RISES FROM GRAVE, PUNISHES GODSMACK FAN August 29th, 2011 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Art by Mike Capprotti HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS. DID […]
\m/ 490 FOR DIME August 12th, 2011 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Mayhem Fest was in Dallas this past Wednesday night, and […]
Tour de Force 850 THIS MUST BE THE WORST LINE-UP FOR A FESTIVAL EVER June 22nd, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Reader John Schwarz alerted us to the existence of the […]
Board to Death 230 BOARD TO DEATH: THE NO OZZFEST IN 2011 EDITION May 12th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It has literally been years since we’ve done a new […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 320 ALL SHALL PERISH UNVEILS ‘DIVINE’ NEW JAM March 4th, 2011 at 10:40am Anso DF Thursday I wrote that MetalSucks honchos Vince Neilstein and Axl […]
Tour de Force 370 TRIVIUM ADDED TO MAYHEM FEST LINE-UP January 31st, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg When the line-up for this year’s Mayhem Fest was announced […]
