The Webernets 0 HORRIBLE MS PAINT VERSIONS OF FAMOUS METAL ALBUM COVERS = COMEDY GOLD October 10th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Reader Dmitriy Gak brought the Tumblr blog Peretcadsart! to our attention via our […]
Editorials 0 Detailed Analysis: Vest Metal is Officially the Next Annoying Trend in Metal July 31st, 2012 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Vests are in, Axe FXs are out! Djent has come […]
Reviews 0 FLY BY NIGHT: METALSUCKS GETS INTO SOILWORK SINGER’S AFFAIRS June 27th, 2012 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Sometimes a new oddball record makes better sense with the […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE TOOK YEARBOOK PHOTOS June 1st, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Say, who’s that happy looking adolescent? By the way, have […]
\m/ 0 GHOST DEBUT HOT NEW SUMMER FASHIONS May 30th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein What do you do with a newly found sack of […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH THAT WAS RIGHT May 25th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg That’s right, cumgarglers! Now you can sign up for our […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE GHOST WITH THE MOST? May 25th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch That’s right, boys and ghouls! Your weekend […]
Lick My Label 0 GHOST SIGN WITH A MAJOR LABEL, DEAL REPORTEDLY WORTH $750,000 May 21st, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Ghost have hit the big-time: after a fierce bidding war, […]
The Webernets 0 YET ANOTHER AWESOME CRAIGSLIST MISSED CONNECTIONS AD FROM A METAL SHOW May 14th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg When did the “Missed Connections” section of Craigslist become so […]
Rampant Rumors 0 OPETH’S MIKAEL ÅKERFELDT IN CAR ACCIDENT? May 8th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Update, 12:02 pm: Metal Injection alerted us to the fact […]
Lick My Label 0 ROADRUNNER RECORDS CUTS BAPTIZED IN BLOOD FROM THEIR ROSTER May 1st, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Well, pretty much everyone who was a fan of the […]
Show Reviews 0 HERITAGE HUNTER TOUR HITS NYC: MASTODON/OPETH/GHOST AT ROSELAND BALLROOM, 4/11/12 April 20th, 2012 at 1:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt It’s funny how one’s perception of one’s favorite bands can […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 RECORD STORE DAY SLAY: WHAT POP-ISH JAMZ DO U WANT TO BE REMADE BY METAL BANDS? April 19th, 2012 at 10:00am Anso DF Saturday is Record Store Day, which is awesome cuz neat […]
Tour de Force 0 MORE ADDITIONS TO METALLICA’S ORION MUSIC + MORE FEST: GHOST, THAT METAL SHOW HOSTS ADDED April 12th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I gotta admit, whomever is curating Metallica’s upcoming Orion Music + […]
Cinemetal 40 “ALL SHALL FLOAT”: NEW JUNIUS VIDEO, TOUR February 10th, 2012 at 11:30am Anso DF An extremely welcome surprise in 2011 was Reports From The […]
Tour de Force 880 HERE ARE DATES FOR THE MASTODON/OPETH/GHOST TOUR January 31st, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg At this point, is there really anything we need to […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH AXL PERFORMED HIS CIVIC DUTY January 27th, 2012 at 4:40pm Vince Neilstein Axl wore his most vile death metal shirt in an […]
Rampant Rumors 600 THE MASTODON/OPETH/GHOST TOUR IS A REALLY REAL THING January 23rd, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Last week, rumors started swirling that there was gonna be a […]
Question of the Week 770 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT ALBUM WILL HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A LIMP DICK IN 2012? (or, WHAT IS YOUR LEAST ANTICIPATED ALBUM OF 2012?) January 20th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Rampant Rumors 470 TRIVIUM LOSE BET, FORCED TO OPEN FOR ASKING ALEXANDRIA January 16th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week Vince posted the above totally epic picture of […]
