Worst Week Ever 0 Five Finger Death Punch Drama, James Hetfield Conspiracy Theory, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week June 16th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Metallica, Ghost, KISS, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Wendy Dio Slams Gene Simmons for Attempting to Trademark the Devil Horns Hand Sign; Nikki Sixx Announces Intention to Trademark the Middle Finger June 16th, 2017 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg The only person who doesn’t think Gene Simmons is a horse’s ass is Gene Simmons.
What the...?? 0 KISS’ Gene Simmons Wants to Trademark the (Incorrect) Devil’s Horns Hand Sign June 14th, 2017 at 3:25pm Axl Rosenberg Ronnie James Dio is rolling in his grave.
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Famous Metal Musicians Had Tinder Profiles March 28th, 2017 at 1:43pm MetalSucks Includes members of Metallica, All That Remains, Suicide Silence, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Aging Facepaint Man Doesn’t Like Young Artist Having Political Beliefs September 7th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus “They should shut their pieholes,” griped the noted piehole.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Photos of Famous Metal Dudes on Vacation August 12th, 2016 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Hot fun in the summertime…
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Gene Simmons Fall Down Go Boom July 18th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Fan-filmed video of the KISS frontman taking a spill on stage in Montana will live on the Internet forever.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Happy National Best Friends Day! June 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A celebration of friendship in metal!
Br00tal-lists 0 Five Insane Line-Up Changes That Almost Happened: Eddie Van Halen in KISS, Dimebag in Megadeth, and More May 26th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine if these musicians had actually joined these bands?
Interviews 0 Exclusive Interview: The Ghost of Prince Responds to Gene Simmons Calling His Death “Pathetic” May 11th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Gene from Kiss… I don’t remember her. Was she part of Mazarati?”
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Goes to the Movies Spring/Summer 2016 April 22nd, 2016 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Featuring Suicide Silence, Veil of Maya, Immortal, The Darkness, and more.
New Stuff 0 Lita Ford and Gene Simmons are “Rotten to the Core” February 23rd, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The name of their new song also describes that song’s quality.
Metal Merch 0 For A Thousand Bucks, You Can Own This Gene Simmons Mask February 15th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Or, you know, pay your rent, furnish your living room, buy twenty cooler masks…
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 46 & 47: Gene Simmons vs. Chris Fronzak, Vince Neil vs. Frank Palmeri September 8th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks These matches present putzes who are like mirror images of one another!
Metal in the Media 0 KISS’ Gene Simmons Explains Task Force Raid September 8th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus “Somehow our connection was used by some very bad people to do porn of a certain kind – the worst kind.”
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week August 28th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Veil of Maya, Danzig, Napalm Fest, and more.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 25-28: Ozzy Osbourne vs. Gene Simmons, Carla Harvey vs. Heidi Shepard, Courtney Love vs. Marilyn Manson, Frank Palmeri vs. Johnny Plague August 25th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putz slap.
Lolz 0 Gene Simmons Does Not Care for Randy Blythe’s Vocals August 24th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus He’s also perplexed by that damn rap music the kids like so much.
What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons’ Home Raided by LAPD Crimes Against Children Task Force, But He’s Not a Suspect August 21st, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus “No members of the Simmons family are suspects in the case and were extremely cooperative,” says the LAPD.
New Stuff 0 KISS + Momoiro Clover Z Release Collaboration; Still Inferior to Babymetal January 21st, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s missing that certain something foxy…
