Tour de Force 0 Kiss Announce Farewell Tour September 20th, 2018 at 9:48am Axl Rosenberg Gene Simmons will now have more time to be a total douche.
Breaking the Law 0 Gene Simmons Settles Sexual Assault Lawsuit July 10th, 2018 at 10:18am Axl Rosenberg He remains banned from Fox News.
Metal Merch 0 Kiss Make Toilet Seats Now June 8th, 2018 at 11:13am Axl Rosenberg Sadly, none of them are shaped like Gene Simmons’ mouth.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Historical Figures and the Metal Musicians Who Could Play Them February 21st, 2018 at 10:01am MetalSucks Includes members of Black Sabbath, Machine Head, KISS, Clutch, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and more.
Rampant Rumors 0 Rumor: KISS Plotting Farewell Tour February 19th, 2018 at 12:42pm Axl Rosenberg Do they no longer want to rock n’ roll all night and party every day?
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Goes to the Movies: Awards Season 2018 January 9th, 2018 at 2:23pm MetalSucks Includes Black Sabbath, Mastodon, Municipal Waste, Nevermore, and others.
Breaking the Law 0 Gene Simmons from Kiss Is Being Sued for Sexual Assault December 18th, 2017 at 9:42am Axl Rosenberg Shocking, I know.
Editorials 0 Gene Simmons Denies Sexual Harassment Charges, Downplays Fox News Ban December 13th, 2017 at 1:29pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah okay.
Breaking the Law 0 Multiple Women Accuse Gene Simmons from Kiss of Sexual Harassment November 21st, 2017 at 9:48am Axl Rosenberg THE Gene Simmons? Couldn’t possibly be.
Metal in the Media 0 Gene Simmons Banned from Fox News After Sexist Outburst November 17th, 2017 at 12:07pm Vince Neilstein What did the Kiss frontman do to receive a lifetime ban from the entire network?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Gene Simmons Doesn’t Regret Trying to Trademark the Devil’s Horns Hand Sign August 18th, 2017 at 10:25am Vince Neilstein What an asshole.
Metal Legacies 0 People are Really Excited That This Cow Kinda Sorta Looks Like Gene Simmons August 2nd, 2017 at 10:13am Axl Rosenberg “I do NOT look like that douche!” protests cow.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Death of Chester Bennington, Hatebreed Perform with Guest Vocalists, and Other Stories You May Have Missed This Week July 21st, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Meshuggah, The Black Dahlia Murder, Behemoth, and more.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Video: Gene Simmons Fall Down Go Boom July 20th, 2017 at 1:28pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe there’s such a thing as karma after all.
Pummeling Politics 0 This Fake Decibel Cover is Everything June 28th, 2017 at 11:52am Axl Rosenberg Dear whomever made this: I love you.
Punishing Pictorials 0 The REAL Babymetal: Photos of Famous Metal Musicians When They Were Wee Ones June 26th, 2017 at 11:15am MetalSucks You must have been a brutal-ful baby…
What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons Abandons Effort to Trademark the Devil’s Horns Hand Sign June 22nd, 2017 at 10:03am Vince Neilstein Did he bow to public pressure, or just realize it would cost too much?
MSTV 0 Watch “The Week in Metal with Whitney Moore” for June 19, 2017 June 19th, 2017 at 11:59am MetalSucks Tons of Five Finger Death Punch drama, Steve Vai and Devin Townsend are reuniting, and Gene Simmons tries to trademark the devil horns hand gesture.
Worst Week Ever 0 Five Finger Death Punch Drama, James Hetfield Conspiracy Theory, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week June 16th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Metallica, Ghost, KISS, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Wendy Dio Slams Gene Simmons for Attempting to Trademark the Devil Horns Hand Sign; Nikki Sixx Announces Intention to Trademark the Middle Finger June 16th, 2017 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg The only person who doesn’t think Gene Simmons is a horse’s ass is Gene Simmons.
