Cinemetal 0 “Your Tumor is Malignant” No Longer the Four Words You Least Want to Hear or Read June 24th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This affliction is 100% untreatable.
Cinemetal 0 Fred Durst is Directing Commercials for eHarmony Now May 5th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg He does it all so YOU can get some nookie.
Editorials 0 The Lounge Kittens Manage the Impossible, Make Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin'” Listenable February 28th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Back da fuck up while they fuck this track up.
Please Kill Me 0 The Nu-Metal Revival Apocalypse Grows More Dire, Overtakes Metal Hammer Magazine January 16th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You can’t kill me ’cause I’ve already unsubscribed you.
New Stuff 0 Limp Bizkit Ruin Guns N’ Roses, Ministry November 5th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg You’ve never wanted to escape the jungle so bad in your life.
What the...?? 0 Vulgar Display of Tone: The Crunch ‘n’ Cream Quotient November 1st, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A retrospective on achieving the heaviest tone.
Cinemetal 0 Now Fred Durst is Trying to Turn his Life Into a TV Drama October 31st, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Welcome to prime time, bitch.
What the...?? 0 Fred Durst and Billy Ray Cyrus Performed on Arsenio Hall October 4th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg What year is it?!?!?!
Tour de Force 0 History’s Crappiest Metal Package Tour Being Turned Into One-Day Festival September 4th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A small victory, or a massive defeat?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Humiliated Fred Durst July 12th, 2013 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s our first Needlessly Shat Upon Band Bracket playlist!
Greatest Hits 0 Ministry’s Al Jourgensen: “I Got Paid to Humiliate Fred Durst” July 8th, 2013 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Do you believe this story?
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Fred Durst Hasn’t Heard Emmure June 12th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Frankie Palmeri must be heart broken!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Uh, Gee, I Dunno, Since Sometime Around 1999? May 30th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh Fred, Fred, Fred.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Creationists Drank Jizz March 29th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Check out this week’s top stories, as well as a video of a naked fat dude attacking a member of the Westboro County Church.
New Stuff 0 Pretty Much the Worst Thing Ever, Part I: Limp Bizkit’s “Ready to Go” (featuring Lil Wayne) March 25th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fred Durst finally comes clean about his favorite beverage.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Your Label Needs A Name, “Tradecraft” Is Taken February 15th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hey, u remember esteemed labels like Flawless Records? Machine Shop Records? Elementree Records? Of course u don’t!
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR APOCALYPSE [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] September 7th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Hey wow u look great today! Is that a […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WENT SHOPPING FOR JAPANESE GROCERIES August 31st, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
