What the...?? 0 FRANKIE PALMERI IS A CLASSY GUY August 7th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri has his own clothing line, […]
Tweet Twat 0 FRANKIE PALMERI HAS A SECRET August 2nd, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg As you can see from the above tweet, Emmure are […]
The Webernets 0 EMMURE: JUST TOO SMART FOR US? July 20th, 2012 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Update, 2:26 pm: Ah-ha! The link comes from here. So […]
Tweet Twat 0 HOW DARE WE NOT APPRECIATE FRANKIE PALMERI July 12th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg One fun thing about being Frankie Palmeri is that he […]
New Stuff 0 EMMURE’S “PROTOMAN”: NEW THREADS, SAME SOUND March 7th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The new Emmure song, “Protoman,” is awful, and there’s nothing […]
SnarkNotes 610 SNARKNOTES: “DRUG DEALER FRIEND” BY EMMURE February 6th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Context Emmure is a band that was formed in Connecticut […]
...And F*ck You Too 290 JONATHAN DAVIS BELIEVES IN THE ILLUMINATI, SANTA CLAUS December 9th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Does anyone happen to know if Fred Durst believes in […]
Tweet Twat 480 FRANKIE PALMERI IS A TOTAL FLAMING LABONTE November 8th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein You thought last week’s fracas involving Phil Labonte calling Black […]
Everyone's Replaceable 480 FRANKIE PALMERI TO EX-EMMURE DRUMMER MIKE KAABE: “SUCK MY DICK ;)” October 13th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week, drummer Mike Kaabe revealed that he had […]
Everyone's Replaceable 470 DRUMMER MIKE KAABE SPLITS WITH EMMURE ON 100% COMPLETELY AMICABLE TERMS October 11th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg No, I’m totally kidding, he was apparently fired from the […]
...And F*ck You Too 460 FRANKIE LOVES FRED August 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg You guys have all seen Wet Hot American Summer, right? […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Metal in the Media 260 ANDREW O’NEILL: THE WORLD’S FIRST TRANSVESTITE OCCULTIST BLACK METAL STAND-UP COMEDIAN June 7th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This morning, MetalSucks’ own Corey Mitchell made Vince and myself […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE PLAYED THE WAITING GAME June 3rd, 2011 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg [via Badass] So the three-day weekend kinda threw our schedule […]
...And F*ck You Too 760 FRANKIE PALMERI MIGHT BE THE MOST UNORIGINAL PERSON IN THE WORLD June 1st, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember back in February, when Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri claimed that […]
The Webernets 250 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S DIGITAL VEIL TRACK BY TRACK BREAKDOWN CONTAINS NO REFERENCES TO STREET FIGHTER May 5th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg In February Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri did a track by track breakdown […]
Cinemetal 350 NERD METAL FOR THE LOSS February 21st, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t have a problem with nerd metal — I […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE FOUND RYU RELATABLE February 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It occurred to me sometime this afternoon that Frankie Palmeri […]
...And F*ck You Too 1570 Frankie Palmeri’s Track By Track Breakdown of the New Emmure Album: A Track By Track Breakdown February 18th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I did a Google image search for “Frankie Palmeri” and […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 250 NEVERMIND THE BOLLOCKS, HERE’S A TEASER FOR THE NEW EMMURE ALBUM January 12th, 2011 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Fuck. Yes. Though it’s not even a minute long, the […]
