Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Sh*t Was Just Really, Truly, Unbelievably F*cking Nuts May 10th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week felt like living in a soap opera.
Poll 0 Poll: Who Blows Harder, Five Finger Death Punch or Black Veil Brides? May 7th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
The Webernets 0 Best. Facebook Page. EVER. May 2nd, 2013 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg How is it that only a mere twenty-seven people like this page???
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Five Finger Death Punch Try to Make Their Own Use Your Illusions May 1st, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg May feature the hit single “November Pain.”
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Exercise Your Demons April 26th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brah don’t let Greg Puciato call u a wimp!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which To Our Ass We Bent Our Rope February 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks!”
Barbarous Book Club 0 Fiver Finger Death Punch Drummer Prepares His Nobel Prize for Literature Acceptance Speech January 30th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Jeremy Spencer is writing his autobiography. Hip-hip-hooray.
Rampant Rumors 0 Who Will Be on Gigantour 2013? January 25th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg And what label signed Megadeth?
Editorials 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Zoltan Bathory is Also Worried About the Government Taking Away His Guns January 14th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg ‘MERICA
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 0 Suck It and See November 20th, 2012 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Opinions are like assholes, and yours probably could use a refreshing Wet Wipe.
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE MOSHPENDABLES [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 31st, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Banner by Cysquatch Hello heavy metallists everywhere! Say, have […]
Metal Metsieh 0 LAMB OF GOD LAUNCHES EBAY MEMORABILIA AUCTION FOR RANDY BLYTHE DEFENSE FUND August 29th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Attorneys charge a lot of money” jokes are popular enough […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: AUGUST 21, 2012 August 21st, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Music evokes all kinds of mental imagery. The right kind […]
Cinemetal 0 BATTLE OF THE SOUNDTRACKS: THE DARK KNIGHT ROSE July 26th, 2012 at 11:00am MetalSucks Batman pwned The Avengers last weekend. Not at the box […]
Viral Vomit 0 MAN DROPKICKS SNOOKI LOOK-ALIKE AT KANSAS CITY ROCKFEST, RECEIVES A BEATDOWN May 18th, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein I’ve seen some brutal shit happen in moshpits at metal […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: TO REFUSE OR NOT TO REFUSE REFUSED May 4th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Welcome to the return of MetalSucks Question Of […]
Tour de Force 0 “TRESPASS AMERICA FESTIVAL” OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES LINEUP AND TOUR DATES April 24th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Remember the rumors from last Thursday about a new U.S. […]
Rampant Rumors 0 TWO NEW U.S. METAL FESTIVALS: A ROCKSTAR MAYHEM FEST BOAT CRUISE, AND “TRESPASS AMERICA FESTIVAL” April 19th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein UPDATE, 3:00pm EDT: We have it on good word from […]
Cinemetal 0 MEANWHILE, STANLEY KUBRICK IS STILL DEAD March 28th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Do the words “From the Director of Saw II, III, & […]
Tour de Force 0 TRIVIUM TO TOUR WITHOUT ASKING ALEXANDRIA March 19th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Trivium took a real blow this past January when, after […]
