Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Hair Metal Tour Alert: Tom Keifer (Cinderella), L.A. Guns and Faster Pussycat December 16th, 2021 at 8:49am Vince Neilstein Coming to a town near you in 2022.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: The Worst Instances of a Band Re-Recording Their Own Material January 22nd, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Happy Friday, MetalSucks reader! Welcome to MetalSucks Friday 5, our awesome […]
Br00tal-lists 0 The Ten Most Embarrassing Attempts by a Formerly Cool Metal Band to be Hip Again May 7th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some bands age gracefully. Others… not so much.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were Guilty of Cultural Arson April 4th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top acts of cultural arson include Devil You Know, Megadeth, DragonForce, GWAR, and more.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Video: Faster Pussycat Bassist Danny Nordahl Collapses Face First Into Drum Riser April 3rd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ouch.
Br00tal-lists 250 TEN UNDERRATED HAIR METAL BANDS OF THE 80s AND 90s, AND THEIR BEST SONGS FOR STRIPPING September 22nd, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Two weeks I wrote about how Ratt’s “Dance” is an […]
Interviews 560 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH ROXANA SHIRAZI, AUTHOR OF THE LAST LIVING SLUT: BORN IN IRAN, BRED BACKSTAGE August 6th, 2010 at 3:20pm MetalSucks I love reading groupie biographies. It’s sort of a hobby […]
Br00tal-lists 110 METALSUCKS AND BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN July 23rd, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF One day mankind will go extinct and the remains of […]
Br00tal-lists 170 THE TOP TEN BEST HAIR METAL BAND NAMES July 21st, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Read Leyla’s list of The Top Ten Worst Hair Metal […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 NEW HAIR METAL FEST TO TAKE PLACE AT THE ZOO April 1st, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So Rocklahoma, the once cock-rockalicious festival, may be a wash […]
Book Reviews 120 SHERIFF McCOY SHOULD SURRENDER BADGE : HANOI ROCKS GUITARIST AUTOBIOGRAPHY A MESS February 17th, 2010 at 11:30am Corey Mitchell I really wanted to like this book. I really did. […]
What the...?? 250 ANTHRAX ARE HEADLINING… ROCKLAHOMA? SERIOUSLY? March 26th, 2009 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg What do Twisted Sister, Great White, Kix, Nelson, Danger Danger […]
Cinemetal 50 THE FIVE BEST COCK ROCK VIDEOS ABOUT GOING (OR NOT GOING) PLACES October 29th, 2008 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding melodramatic, some days I do […]
Editorials 70 WHO THE F*CKING F*CK THINKS MOONSORROW IS A NAZI BAND?! April 14th, 2008 at 3:54pm Axl Rosenberg I’m no expert on folk metal band Moonsorrow, but […]
What the...?? 30 THE TOUR TO END ALL TOURS: [ONE VERSION OF] L.A. GUNS TO TOUR WITH [ONE VERSION OF] FASTER PUSSYCAT April 3rd, 2008 at 2:48pm Vince Neilstein Folks, it’s finally happened. We’ve often lampooned the hilarity that […]
Editorials 160 ROCKLAHOMA 2008 FESTIVAL LINEUP TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON January 8th, 2008 at 2:07pm Vince Neilstein According to a press release, the lineup for the 2008 […]
Cinemetal 60 THE WORST BUTCHERING OF “WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE,” LIKE, EVER December 14th, 2007 at 2:10pm Vince Neilstein A band — US 66 — whose members consist of […]