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Punk Forced to Make Up Fantasy Fantasy Football Team to Make it Through Barbecue
October 9th, 2016 at 12:00pm MetalSucks

“Local punk Tyler Holtby “spun a web of lies” during a family barbeque last weekend, allegedly making up an entire fantasy football team in an effort to connect with his girlfriend’s extended family, according to multiple witnesses.”
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