Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE HIT A NEW LOW March 12th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So Vince is now out of town. Again. Luckily, we […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1870 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU CARE ABOUT GUITAR SOLOS March 12th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks How many of you actually listen to guitar solos? How […]
New Stuff 50 LEVI/WERSTLER, COCK TEASES March 11th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’re a little late on reporting this, but there’s a […]
Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE WERE TOO METAL FOR PANTS March 5th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m really, really disappointed in you, male MetalSucksians. After reader […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1160 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL PONDERS IF IT’S BETTER TO DIE OR BECOME A SHELL OF A HUMAN BEING March 5th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a certain look that some people who have made […]
Cinemetal 160 EMIL WERSTLER CONTINUES TO BE A BIG SHOW-OFF March 2nd, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know that there are lots of reasons why the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 IN WHICH WE DREW FOUR February 26th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t been able to shake this cold, and so […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1110 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: NOW IT’S EYAL’S TURN TO WEIGH-IN ON HECKLERS AND VIOLENCE February 26th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Everyone who knows me knows that I’m a peaceful guy. […]
Cinemetal 70 WERSTLER WASTES YOU February 25th, 2010 at 12:45pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re like me and you love watching great guitarists […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1040 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON THE IMPORTANCE OF THE LISTENER TO THE CONCEPT OF A “CLASSIC ALBUM” February 19th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks In my last blog I talked about selling out and […]
New Stuff 110 AT LAST! LEVI/WERSTLER ARE READY TO F*CK YOUR FACE OFF February 19th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg If you’re a regular reader of Eyal Levi’s blogs for […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1530 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON SELLING OUT February 12th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks “They sold out.” Three words that have been said about […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 AND NOW AN UPDATE FROM DAATH February 9th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you loved Daath’s The Concealers as much as we […]
...And F*ck You Too 940 WIFE OF ATREYU’S BRANDON SALLER LIKES THE LION KING, HATES WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ROCKANDROLL February 3rd, 2010 at 12:02pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, so reader C.J. Altman follows Atreyu drummer/auto-tuner Brandon Saller […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 290 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL FOLLOWS-UP ON YESTERDAY’S EXPERIMENT February 2nd, 2010 at 12:10pm MetalSucks Well, you’ve done it! Once again, you guys have shown […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 4080 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WANTS YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN AN EXPERIMENT February 1st, 2010 at 4:20pm MetalSucks When I wrote my last blog, I wasn’t expecting a […]
Worst Week Ever 260 IN WHICH WE LOST A GREAT WRITER, A GREAT HISTORIAN, AND A GREAT MIDGET ACTRESS January 29th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Howard Zinn, Zelda Rubinstein, and J.D. Salinger all died within […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 140 MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO STILL KEEPING SHRED ALIVE ONE GUITAR NECK AT A TIME January 27th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Monday’s Jumping Darkness Parade post in which Eyal shared his […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 580 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL’S THOUGHTS ON NAMM 2010 January 25th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks “Went to NAMM, fucked a bunch of bitches, did a […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE SHOT OUR UNBORN CHILD IN THE FOOT January 15th, 2010 at 5:20pm Axl Rosenberg Alright! After an initial slow news week, 2010 is finally […]