Jumping Darkness Parade 690 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON STAGE ETIQUETTE FOR OPENING BANDS May 14th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Seeming as though there will never cease to be a […]
Contests 40 CONTEST REMINDER: WIN A JAGER WATER PIPE FROM LEVI/WERSTLER! May 3rd, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Just a friendly reminder that you can still enter the […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE GOT A FACELIFT April 30th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg EVERYBODY SING WITH ME NOW: “I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 970 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ASSERTS THAT PEOPLE NEED TO EMBRACE THE ONLINE PURCHASING OF MUSIC April 30th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Have you guys noticed how hard it is to find […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1130 EYAL’S TOP UNDERRATED GUITARISTS April 20th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks I’ve always hated top-whatever lists. Best guitarist, best band, best […]
Contests 320 THE LEVI/WERSTLER 4/20 CONTEST: WIN A JAGER WATER PIPE April 20th, 2010 at 4:20pm MetalSucks In honor of the only holiday which actually means anything […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 470 MAYBE PEOPLE DON’T GO TO SHOWS BECAUSE BANDS SUCK April 20th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks It’s no secret that the music industry is in shambles. […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 240 MAYBE THIS WILL CHEER YOU GUYS UP April 20th, 2010 at 3:19pm MetalSucks -EL
Levi/Werstler Sucks 170 AND NOW A QUICK BREAK FOR A FAST UPDATE ON DAATH April 20th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks This MetalSucks takeover is in honor of today’s release of […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 150 ANIMALS ARE BASTARDS April 20th, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Don’t we all just love our cute cuddly animal friends? […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 170 YOU’RE THE MAN NOW, DAWG April 20th, 2010 at 11:00am MetalSucks The only way he can get away with this is […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 570 EYAL LEVI ASSERTS THAT METAL AND CLASSICAL MUSIC ARE NOT THE SAME THING April 20th, 2010 at 10:00am MetalSucks I’m sick and tired of hearing that classical music and […]
Levi/Werstler Sucks 130 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR HOSTS FOR THE DAY: EYAL LEVI AND EMIL WERSTLER April 20th, 2010 at 9:30am MetalSucks You may know Emil and I from our band DAATH, […]
Admin 110 TOMORROW: LEVI/WERSTLER SUCKS April 19th, 2010 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Tomorrow, Levi/Werstler’s debut album, Avalanche of Worms – which we’re […]
Exclusive 440 EXCLUSIVE FULL ALBUM STREAM: LEVI/WERSTLER’S AVALANCHE OF WORMS April 19th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks In case you didn’t read Axl’s four-and-a-half out of five […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE COULDN’T GO OUT ‘CAUSE OUR ROOTS WERE SHOWING April 16th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I just wanna throw my two cents in… True story: […]
Reviews 220 TRAPPED UNDER AN AVALANCHE OF WORMS April 13th, 2010 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg I know I’m gonna get shit for the review I’m […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 750 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WONDERS IF TOURING IS REALLY THE BE-ALL END-ALL ITS MADE OUT TO BE March 26th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I’ll admit it: I still do check Blabbermouth from time […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1520 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU LIKE METAL March 19th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I’ve never really wondered this about myself, but I guess […]
New Stuff 30 ANOTHER NEW LEVI/WERSTLER TRACK? March 18th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Actually, there is no doubt that a preview of another […]
