Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 WHO U WANT TO PRODUCE THE NEW SLAYER RECORD? April 17th, 2012 at 11:30am Anso DF A recent tweet from Slayer drummer Dave Lombardo implies that […]
Green Eggs and Slam 0 SERGEANT D’S GUIDE TO BEING AN ELITE-TIER THRASH FAN March 5th, 2012 at 4:30pm Sergeant D Many people here on MetalSucks think I don’t like metal, […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Drummers 0 #22: PAUL BOSTAPH March 1st, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Reunion Mania 80 KIRK HAMMETT RE-JOINED EXODUS (FOR ONE SONG) February 6th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hard to believe, but Paul Baloff, who many still consider […]
What the...?? 220 NEW STUDY CONCLUDES THAT EXODUS FANS HAVE ABOVE-AVERAGE IQs January 11th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg See below videos for definitive proof.
\m/ 570 WATCH THIS DAVE LOMBARDO DRUM CAM FOOTAGE September 20th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The highlight of last week’s Big Four show at Yankee […]
Editorials 550 GOD GOT DAVE MUSTAINE TO YANKEE STADIUM, BUT CAN’T HEAL HIS NECK September 16th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg During our Big 4 Live Snark on Wednesday, we reported […]
Greatest Hits 3520 RIGHT NOW: MetalSucks & Metal Injection Live Snark The Big Four!!! September 14th, 2011 at 3:47pm MetalSucks We have successfully arrived at Yankee Stadium and are sitting […]
Tour de Force 310 BEST THRASH TOUR OF THE YEAR GETS SOMEWHAT LESS COOL July 21st, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, so remember when just last week Chuck Billy said […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 260 NEW SUPERGROUP WORSHIPS IN THE TEMPLE OF THE BLACK MOON May 25th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Say, are you one of the three people in the […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1640 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT COMEDY METAL???? May 24th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D I love music, but I am first and foremost a […]
Everyone's Replaceable 150 CANNIBAL CORPSE’S PAT O’BRIEN IS THE NEW TEMPORARY GUITARIST FOR SLAYER March 30th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg While a press release assures us that Jeff Hanneman “has […]
Tour de Force 340 SLAYER/ROB ZOMBIE/EXODUS WILL BE A FUN TOUR AT WHICH TO DRINK HEAVILY March 28th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I guess that Slayer/Marilyn Manson team-up from a few years […]
This Sucks 190 TOM ARAYA HAS VERTIGO March 1st, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Slayer is already down one member, what with guitarist Jeff […]
This Sucks 290 SLAYER IS FALLING APART February 28th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Poor Slayer. First they had to recruit Exodus’ Gary Holt […]
Everyone's Replaceable 330 EXODUS’ GARY HOLT NAMED TEMPORARY GUITARIST FOR SLAYER February 15th, 2011 at 11:14pm Axl Rosenberg I’m posting outside of our regular hours because I was […]
Vicious Vacation 110 MEMBERS OF TESTAMENT, EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, MORE DO KARAOKE DUING 70,000 TONS OF METAL January 31st, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So 70,000 Tons of Metal, the most metal cruise EV-AR, […]
Question of the Week 1430 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF THE BIG FOUR WERE THE BIG EIGHT, WHICH BANDS WOULD BE THE NEXT FOUR IN THE GROUP? January 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
New Stuff 60 SO THE NEW ONSLAUGHT SONG IS FUN January 20th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Onslaught are by no means the greatest thrash band in […]
Book Reviews 600 VINCE NEIL HAD SEX WITH SQUIRRELS… WHAT THE…?!? January 18th, 2011 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell Life’s kinda getting’ out of control. I think. I don’t […]
