Readers' Choice 0 “BETTER RAP-METAL THAN LIMP BIZKIT AND SCARE DON’T FEAR” May 11th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg That was the subject line of an e-mail we received […]
Neilstein Soundscam 0 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: AVENGING MARILYN MANSON May 10th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Marilyn Manson and The Avengers soundtrack dominated the Current Hard […]
Tour de Force 0 “TRESPASS AMERICA FESTIVAL” OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES LINEUP AND TOUR DATES April 24th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Remember the rumors from last Thursday about a new U.S. […]
Neilstein Soundscam 0 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: SLAVE TO THE DEMONOCRACY April 20th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Apologies for the lateness of the column this week; the […]
Rampant Rumors 0 TWO NEW U.S. METAL FESTIVALS: A ROCKSTAR MAYHEM FEST BOAT CRUISE, AND “TRESPASS AMERICA FESTIVAL” April 19th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein UPDATE, 3:00pm EDT: We have it on good word from […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH OBAMA TOOK MUSTAINE DOWN A PEG OR TWO April 6th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg By the time you read this, I will be at […]
Green Eggs and Slam 0 Controversial opinion: EMMURE are sellouts and ‘SLAVE 2 THA GAEM’ is not even hardcore! April 3rd, 2012 at 5:00pm Sergeant D I’m just going to come right out and say it: […]
Cinemetal 0 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM SKELETONWITCH, GOATWHORE, AND MANURE EMMURE March 27th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I’m gonna put about as much effort into this introduction […]
New Stuff 0 EMMURE’S “PROTOMAN”: NEW THREADS, SAME SOUND March 7th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The new Emmure song, “Protoman,” is awful, and there’s nothing […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE SUFFERED TRAUMATIC ANAL DEVASTATION February 10th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case you’re wondering, I was lying when I said […]
SnarkNotes 610 SNARKNOTES: “DRUG DEALER FRIEND” BY EMMURE February 6th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Context Emmure is a band that was formed in Connecticut […]
Question of the Week 770 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT ALBUM WILL HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A LIMP DICK IN 2012? (or, WHAT IS YOUR LEAST ANTICIPATED ALBUM OF 2012?) January 20th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Editorials 290 WHY I THINK EMMURE AND WINDS OF PLAGUE ARE THE BEST BANDS IN MODERN METAL December 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks UPDATED: ████ ███████████ ████████████ ██ █ █████. ███████ ███ ██████ […]
...And F*ck You Too 290 JONATHAN DAVIS BELIEVES IN THE ILLUMINATI, SANTA CLAUS December 9th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Does anyone happen to know if Fred Durst believes in […]
...And F*ck You Too 400 WHAT COULD THE “HUGE LIMP BIZKIT NEWS” POSSIBLY BE? November 29th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg OMG U GUISE, Fred Durst has promised that some “huge […]
Tweet Twat 480 FRANKIE PALMERI IS A TOTAL FLAMING LABONTE November 8th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein You thought last week’s fracas involving Phil Labonte calling Black […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1400 IS NU-DETHCORE THE NEXT BIG THING???? #bouncewitme October 24th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Everybody knows that whatever’s currently popular in the hardcore scene […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH REMINDED YOU THAT YOU COULD BE AT NEW YORK COMIC CON WITH RICHARD CHRISTY RIGHT NOW October 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Friendly reminder: as of RIGHT THIS SECOND, the legendary Richard […]
Everyone's Replaceable 480 FRANKIE PALMERI TO EX-EMMURE DRUMMER MIKE KAABE: “SUCK MY DICK ;)” October 13th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week, drummer Mike Kaabe revealed that he had […]
Everyone's Replaceable 470 DRUMMER MIKE KAABE SPLITS WITH EMMURE ON 100% COMPLETELY AMICABLE TERMS October 11th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg No, I’m totally kidding, he was apparently fired from the […]