Green Eggs and Slam 0 UR NOT ALONE: You’re favorite metal bands were bullied too!! March 15th, 2013 at 3:30pm Sergeant D DO NOT BULLY PEOPLE UNLESS THEY DESERVE IT!!
Metal Metsieh 0 Amazon is Having an Awesome Black Friday Sale! November 21st, 2012 at 11:20am MetalSucks And you don’t even have to wait until Friday to take advantage.
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 0 Suck It and See November 20th, 2012 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Opinions are like assholes, and yours probably could use a refreshing Wet Wipe.
The Webernets 0 Another Brilliant Craig’s List Ad November 15th, 2012 at 12:20pm Axl Rosenberg This band claims the strangest mix of influences I’ve ever seen.
Metal Merch 0 Leading Independent Music Retailer VICTORY RECORDS Launches Line of Christmas Sweaters November 13th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is not a troll.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 Finalists announced in the EMMURE HAIKU CONTEST!! November 2nd, 2012 at 12:40pm Sergeant D Do you think you can Come up with a siqq Haiku Extolling Emmure?
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE GOT DRUNK AND FILMED A MUSIC VIDEO WITH OUR CAT October 5th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
Green Eggs and Slam 0 CHECK OUT THIS EMMURE GUITAR COVER I DID October 2nd, 2012 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Hey guys what’s up I was bored the other day […]
Br00tal-lists 0 LET’S ARGUE ABOUT THE TOP 50 METAL SONGS OF THE 21ST CENTURY September 5th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Faceless: Not on the list! If there’s one thing […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE MOSHPENDABLES [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 31st, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Banner by Cysquatch Hello heavy metallists everywhere! Say, have […]
Tour de Force 0 FURTHER PROOF THAT EMMURE ARE THE NEW LIMP BIZKIT August 27th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein It’s completely ridiculous that anyone tries to argue against the […]
Metal Metsieh 0 AMAZON IS HAVING AN AWESOME $5 ALBUM SALE! August 21st, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Let’s cut to the quick: you love metal, and buying […]
Punishing Pictorials 0 FANTASY CASTING? August 15th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Al Pacino as Ronnie James Dio
Punishing Pictorials 0 WHEN LIFE GETS YOU DOWN, LET EMMURE PICK YOU UP August 14th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE LIVED STUPIDITY AS A LIFESTYLE August 10th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
What the...?? 0 FRANKIE PALMERI IS A CLASSY GUY August 7th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri has his own clothing line, […]
Tweet Twat 0 FRANKIE PALMERI HAS A SECRET August 2nd, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg As you can see from the above tweet, Emmure are […]
The Webernets 0 EMMURE: JUST TOO SMART FOR US? July 20th, 2012 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Update, 2:26 pm: Ah-ha! The link comes from here. So […]
Tweet Twat 0 HOW DARE WE NOT APPRECIATE FRANKIE PALMERI July 12th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg One fun thing about being Frankie Palmeri is that he […]
