emmure Archives

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Pie Charts of Metal Musicians’ Brains

April 15th, 2016 at 12:30pm MetalSucks

A completely scientific breakdown of how your favorite metal d00dz think.

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Heavy Metal Face Swaps

March 11th, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks

Man, it seems like everyone is obsessed with these face […]

Editorials 0

Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri Admits That He’s Been “an Egotistical, Psychotic, Moronic Douche”

March 4th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Could Thanos Reignz REALLY be turning over a new leaf?

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Here’s Why the Guns N’ Roses Reunion is Gonna Suck — The Smart Metal Show, Episode 5

January 11th, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks

The Guns N’ Roses reunion isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, everybody hates Frankie from Emmure, and Upon a Burning Body attempt another lame publicity stunt.

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Frankie Palmeri Vows to Continue Emmure with All New Band Members

December 24th, 2015 at 10:52am Vince Neilstein

Is it still “Emmure”? Does anyone even care?

Everyone's Replaceable 0

Former Emmure Bassist Explains Why Everyone Quit the Band

December 23rd, 2015 at 2:57pm Vince Neilstein

Alludes to “negativity” coming from Frankie Palmeri.

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News Round-Up: Snippet of a New Metallica Song, Everyone Quits Emmure, Chris Fronzak Gives Out His Digits, and More

December 23rd, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Also: Sumerian Records have announced a tenth anniversary tour, Thy Will Be Done have launched a crowdfunding campaign for drummer Jay Waterman’s medical expenses, and Iron Maiden made a cute Christmas video.

The Peanut Gallery 0

Positive iTunes Listener Reviews for Horrible Metal Albums

November 18th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks

Click photos to enlarge. Metallica’s St. Anger Megadeth’s Super Collider […]

Reunion Mania 0

All Shall Perish Announce New Old Line-Up

October 22nd, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

The band is back, and not the way you expected.

Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0

Rounds 53 & 55: Axl Rose vs. Chris Fronzak, Frank Palmeri vs. Ronnie Radke

September 15th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

Axl Rose once asked, “Why let one bad apple spoil the whole damn bunch?” That’s why we put all the bad apples in one barrel!

Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0

Rounds 50 & 51: Danny Worsnop vs. Chris Fronzak, Frank Palmeri vs. Wes Scantlin

September 11th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

Featuring members of Putzle of Mudd, Putzilla, Putzure, and Putzing Alexandria.

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Rounds 46 & 47: Gene Simmons vs. Chris Fronzak, Vince Neil vs. Frank Palmeri

September 8th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

These matches present putzes who are like mirror images of one another!

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Rounds 25-28: Ozzy Osbourne vs. Gene Simmons, Carla Harvey vs. Heidi Shepard, Courtney Love vs. Marilyn Manson, Frank Palmeri vs. Johnny Plague

August 25th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

Putz slap.

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Secrets and Lies Portrays Emmure’s Music as a Torture Device, Becomes Most Accurate Television Program in History

July 22nd, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

“TURN THIS SHIT OFF AND I’LL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANNA KNOW!!!!!!!”

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World Mourns as Emmure Pulls Out of The Gathering of the Juggalos

June 17th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus

They can’t all be losers.

Barbarous Book Club 0

Decibel Magazine Editor-in-Chief Albert Mudrian’s Choosing Death: The Improbable History of Death Metal and Grindcore : Revised and Expanded Edition Coming in April

March 2nd, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

With a hundred pages of new material and some sweet Dan Seagrave cover art, this limited hardcover edition of the definitive book about extreme music is a must-own.

This Sucks 0

BREAKING: Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri Admits to Being a Human!!!

February 25th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Credo Mutwa knew it all along.

Viral Vomit 0

New Rob Scallon Video: “00000,” a Metal Song Written with a Single Note

February 2nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Not insulting it. It’s LITERALLY a one note song.

Metal in the Media 0

Sister Sin’s Liv Jagrell to Appear in Penthouse

January 15th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

But NOT in the nude.