Everyone's Replaceable 0 Reunited Static-X’s Vocalist Speaks, Wants us to Call Him ‘Xer0’ April 19th, 2019 at 3:43pm Axl Rosenberg I’m shocked they didn’t make him call himself Layne Static.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Static-X Explain Their Decision to Have Their Touring Vocalist Wear a Wayne Static Mask April 4th, 2019 at 2:32pm Axl Rosenberg Still seems creepy to me.
New Stuff 0 Listen to Dope’s “1999,” a New Song About the Last Time Dope Was Considered Cool October 24th, 2016 at 3:54pm Axl Rosenberg Just say “fuck it.”
Metal Mysteries 0 Metal-Related Questions I Jotted Down When I Was Baked December 12th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just call me the heavy metal Confucius.
Cinemetal 0 Dope Acknowledge That They’re “Selfish,” But Their Reasoning is Screwy August 26th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Every time Dope plays music, an angel dies.
Reviews 0 Korn’s The Paradigm Shift is a Perfectly Harmless Pop Album September 30th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It also has some show tunes on it.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Dope are Now Djope September 19th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The trend-chasers latest sound: djent.
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Cinemetal 540 AMARANTHE: TERRIBLE MUSIC STUCK IN MICROWAVE, RE-SWEDED March 2nd, 2011 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg An anonymous reader sent me the below video, and I […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 50 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: DECIBOT IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE MOST FAMOUS WRITER FOR DECIBEL September 16th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Don’t you dare call Decibel an “analog blog,” cocksucker — […]
Reunion Mania 430 MURDERDOLLS: A REUNION NO ONE BUT ME WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT March 24th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg I’m exaggerating, of course. Someone besides me will be happy […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 970 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: DAATH’S EYAL LEVI ON THE HEIRARCHY OF THE METAL WORLD August 14th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks So playing underground metal is interesting for various reasons. There’s […]
New Stuff 580 ZAKK WYLDE FORFEITS THE ABILITY TO EVER TALK SH*T ABOUT ANOTHER MUSICIAN, EVER February 6th, 2009 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg I had the displeasure of seeing Dope live once (don’t […]
