Cinemetal 130 EDDIE VAN HALEN TAKES BIG SH*TS September 22nd, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So, as previously announced, Eddie Van Halen was on Two […]
Cinemetal 230 TWO AND A HALF EDDIE VAN HALENS August 5th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Eddie Van Halen is apparently going to appear on the […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 260 NOBODY LOOKS GOOD IN THEIR YEAR BOOK PHOTO June 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s something reassuring about knowing that people one sometimes considers […]
Editorials 710 ON MICHAEL JACKSON June 26th, 2009 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding disrespectful: we cannot look at […]
...And F*ck You Too 240 F*CK YOU, GUITAR HERO: VAN HALEN. F*CK YOU IN THE EAR. June 4th, 2009 at 2:12pm Axl Rosenberg One of the most disappointing aspects of Guitar Hero: Metallica […]
...And F*ck You Too 190 JOHN DOLMAYAN GOTTA EAT, SON April 20th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Scars on Broadway didn’t work out. I’m still not entirely […]
\m/ 1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN January 26th, 2009 at 10:17am Axl Rosenberg Inarguably one of the greatest, most influential, and most ripped-off […]
Editorials 40 Van Halen’s Tour Rider Proves That DLR and EVH Are Doin’ It for the Art December 5th, 2008 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Only, not really. Lest there was any doubt that Diamond […]
...And F*ck You Too 80 EDDIE VAN PALIN September 17th, 2008 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg You’d almost expect Eddie Van Halen to be a staunch […]
Editorials 110 HAGAR AND ANTHONY: “VAN HALEN BROTHERS? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ VAN HALEN BROTHERS!” May 13th, 2008 at 12:17pm Axl Rosenberg Wow. If that picture doesn’t get your dick hard, nuthin’ […]
