Hipsters Out Of Metal! 350 VAN HALEN IS OLD AS F*CK :( September 30th, 2011 at 11:30am Anso DF [embed width=500]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ZA0SksaqU&NR=1[/embed] I had shall we say a moment of clarity […]
Music Dorkery 110 ONE-HANDED EDDIE VAN HALEN June 17th, 2011 at 12:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Anyone who plays an instrument has moments of thanking Jeebus […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 9: VAN HALEN IS TRUTH, IDOL IS LIES May 6th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Don’t you love classic Van Halen? It’s amazing how that […]
Metal Merch 280 JUST IN TIME FOR SUMMER: VAN HALEN FLIP FLOPS May 3rd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Flip flops, the preferred summer season footwear of douche bags […]
Cinemetal 50 SAMMY HAGAR YOU ARE PRECIOUS PART II April 21st, 2011 at 12:00pm Anso DF Sammy Hagar is a goofy dude, but for the open-hearted, […]
Music Dorkery 60 WAH-CHICKA-WAH-WAH March 14th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein No guitar pedal is more well-known and widely used (or […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 210 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN STOP AVOIDING ME January 26th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF One my least popular observations is that Eddie Van Halen’s […]
Viral Vomit 90 ALWAYS REMEMBER TO DRY YOUR HANDS BEFORE SHAKING HANDS WITH EDDIE VAN HALEN August 25th, 2010 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Eddie Van Halen rage stories are pretty legendary, but I’d […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 NEW VAN HALEN IN 2011 AFTER ALL August 9th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fucking publicists. Last month a story started going around that […]
Editorials 80 IN WHICH WE BOOKED A TRIP TO MALDIVES August 6th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So, yeah, it turns out there’s a burgeoning metal scene […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 310 A KINK IN VAN HALEN’S “YOU REALLY GOT ME” August 4th, 2010 at 10:20am Axl Rosenberg I could have sworn that when I was a kid […]
Br00tal-lists 240 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #5, EXTREME July 21st, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Since its inception by the typings of some clever music […]
Br00tal-lists 280 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #9, VAN HALEN July 19th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Since its inception by the typings of some clever music […]
Rampant Rumors 60 SO NO NEW VAN HALEN ALBUM IN 2011? July 7th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week I debated the merits of a rumored new […]
Rampant Rumors 290 NEW VAN HALEN ALBUM IN 2011? July 2nd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I had a blast when Vince and I saw the […]
Music Dorkery 80 JEFF LOOMIS RECOMMENDS MASTERTRACKS18 April 28th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So we had a lot of fun hanging out Nevermore’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 190 JOHN 5: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW April 21st, 2010 at 2:30pm Anso DF There are two reasons that a John 5 interview could […]
Ten Great Bands That Inadvertently Helped Ruin Metal 650 #8: VAN HALEN March 17th, 2010 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar “Black Sabbath,” the first song off the first album by […]
New Stuff 400 THE NEW LITA FORD? November 18th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Some unorganized observations about this video by Australian shredder lady […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 830 HERE’S A BUNCH OF MUSIC SUGGESTIONS November 17th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In no particular order…
