Punishing Pictorials 0 The REAL Babymetal: Photos of Famous Metal Musicians When They Were Wee Ones June 26th, 2017 at 11:15am MetalSucks You must have been a brutal-ful baby…
Punishing Pictorials 0 Kids Dressed as Metal Celebrities: Friggin’ Adorable September 7th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Awwwwwwwww!!!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Photos of Famous Metal Dudes on Vacation August 12th, 2016 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Hot fun in the summertime…
Punishing Pictorials 0 Happy National Best Friends Day! June 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A celebration of friendship in metal!
Br00tal-lists 0 Five Insane Line-Up Changes That Almost Happened: Eddie Van Halen in KISS, Dimebag in Megadeth, and More May 26th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine if these musicians had actually joined these bands?
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week January 29th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Phil Anselmo, Guns N’ Roses, Van Halen, and more.
Tweet Twat 0 Eddie Van Halen and Sammy Hagar Share Most Scintillating Twitter Exchange of All Time January 27th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Here we go around, (round, round, round)…
Music Dorkery 0 What are Eddie Van Halen’s Favorite Guitar Riffs of All Time? November 12th, 2015 at 1:55pm Axl Rosenberg Spoiler alert: he’s got great taste.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: The Most Awful, Annoying Sounds Ever Recorded May 1st, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Bad moments in awesome music. Get ready to cringe.
Tour de Force 0 Van Halen Announce Massive North American Summer Tour March 25th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Eddie Van Halen invented heavy metal guitar playing as we know it. Bow down in respect, son!!!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Other Metal Musicians Infected by Band-Related Diseases February 5th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Members of Disturbed, Hellyeah, Motionless in White and more bravely share their sicknesses in the name of raising awareness.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: 5 Metal Guitar Solo Passages You Find Fascinating As Hell January 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks There’s more to a guitar solo than a guitar solo?
Greatest Hits 0 Photos of Metal Musicians When They Were Kids November 13th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Featuring members of Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and more.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: The $5 Million Album April 11th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Money can buy a shitload of happiness.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Portraits of Metal Musicians Before They Hated Each Other March 13th, 2014 at 3:15pm MetalSucks Why can’t we be friends?
Question of the Week 0 Not Question Of The Week: In Defense of the BulletBoys (And Other Olds Who Keep Hangin Around) September 27th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks This week, we offer a defense for a band that needs one. And all their ilk.
New Stuff 0 Listen to Samples of the Songs LL Cool J Recorded with Eddie Van Halen March 25th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Crabs to Swizz Beatz and Metallica’s herpes.
Not Quite Metal? 0 New LL Cool J Album to Feature Eddie Van Halen and Tom Morello March 15th, 2013 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg So there’s a headline I never imagined I’d ever type.
Reunion Mania 0 Today in Van Halen: David Lee Roth “Would Always Look Forward” to a Reunion with Michael Anthony, but “Ed Has His Own Vision” February 13th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A surprising moment of honesty from Diamond Dave reveals that all may not be hunky-dory in VanHaland.
The Webernets 0 Here’s a Fun Game to Kill Time January 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg See if you can name all fifty guitarists on this poster
