The Webernets 0 Today in Indiegogo Campaigns: This or the Apocalypse are Blowing Up Their Van, Early Man are Making a New Record February 14th, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Blowing it up and burning that shit to the ground. And they’re filming it.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 EARLY MAN’S EARLY MIKE COMPOSING METAL CARTOON SCORE September 26th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein It’s been a while since we heard anything from Early […]
Everyone's Replaceable 160 EARLY MAN LOSES TWO EARLY MEN, CONTINUED: MIKE CONTE SPEAKS OUT October 8th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg On Wednesday, we broke the news that drummer Adam Bennati […]
Everyone's Replaceable 70 EARLY MAN LOSES TWO EARLY MEN October 6th, 2010 at 1:46pm Axl Rosenberg We just received an e-mail from drummer Adam Bennati announcing his […]
New Stuff 220 EARLY MAN GET $6.66’ED July 2nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Remember when re-thrash wasn’t yet a fad? Remember when Early Man […]
Cinemetal 100 SESAME STREET SLAYER July 2nd, 2009 at 9:58am Axl Rosenberg Early Man front dude and friend of MetalSucks Mike Conte […]
Cinemetal 90 EARLY MAN HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! May 27th, 2009 at 10:59am Axl Rosenberg Did any of my fellow New Yorkers see the headline […]
Whiplash! 210 ROB HALFORD T-SHIRTS: YET ANOTHER SIGN THAT ARMAGEDDON IS HERE May 4th, 2009 at 10:09am MetalSucks Swine flu got you down? Don’t get too scared, it […]
Show Reviews 20 SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT, VOL. 2: A BOOZE-FUELED FRENZY THRU FOUR DAZE OF SCHLOCK N SHLOLL AT SXSW 2009 April 8th, 2009 at 1:32pm Kip Wingerschmidt After the antics of the first day of the festival, […]
Tour de Force 50 SXSW METAL REPORT: DAY 2 March 20th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein After yesterday morning’s scare, thankfully Kip turned up. On the […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE SAVED DAYLIGHT March 13th, 2009 at 6:20pm Vince Neilstein You bitched and moaned about daylight savings time, even though […]
Tour de Force 40 JOIN US AT SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST! March 12th, 2009 at 3:02pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks is proud to present, along with our friends at […]
Whiplash! 90 WHIPLASH!: EARLY MAN’S MIKE CONTE ON CHEESESTEAK, SUSHI AND LARGE UNDERWEAR March 10th, 2009 at 10:45am MetalSucks Hello from the road, Metalsuckers! We’re one week into our […]
Whiplash! 20 EARLY MAN’S MIKE CONTE POSTS NEW REHEARSAL FOOTAGE, HEADS OUT ON TOUR February 26th, 2009 at 3:40pm MetalSucks Hello Metalsuckers. WHIPLASH! round 2. It’s 5am Thursday, I’m in […]
Whiplash! 90 EARLY MAN’S MIKE CONTE WELCOMES YOU TO WHIPLASH February 19th, 2009 at 1:25pm MetalSucks [In which the Early Man guitarist/vocalist shares his thoughts on […]
Exclusive 100 HULL SIGN TO THE END RECORDS! December 11th, 2008 at 12:50pm Vince Neilstein One of the very first “sign this awesome local band” […]
Contests 20 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST, THE SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EDITION: PHOTOSHOP CORPSEPAINT ON YOURSELF! October 29th, 2008 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Just because it’s been a minute since the last Funny […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE APPOINTED OURSELVES “JOE METAL” October 17th, 2008 at 5:37pm MetalSucks Things are heating up in the U.S. presidential race, and […]
Interviews 80 THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW WITH EARLY MAN’S MIKE CONTE + EXCLUSIVE NEW TRACK! October 13th, 2008 at 11:43am MetalSucks MetalSucks contributor Christopher Roddy recently had the chance to email […]
Reviews 90 EARLY MAN DO RE-THRASH RIGHT WITH BEWARE THE CIRCLING FIN EP September 29th, 2008 at 2:05pm MetalSucks I don’t know what all the people who weren’t around […]