Hipsters Out Of Metal! 320 PLAY GUITAR OKAY GET LAID TODAY March 3rd, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF Not you after today In the past few years, my […]
Cinemetal 320 SO IS IT EDEN’S CURSE, OR THE LISTENER’S? March 2nd, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I wasn’t really familiar with Eden’s Curse before today, but […]
Everyone's Replaceable 360 MORE DREAM THEATER / MIKE PORTNOY PUBLIC DRAMA! February 25th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein A quick catch-up sesh for anyone who’s not a DT […]
Everyone's Replaceable 680 THE NEW DRUMMER FOR AVENGED SEVENFOLD IS, UH… WHO? January 20th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Well, here’s an anticlimactic conclusion to a dramatic story. Avenged […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE LISTENED TO ANARCHIST STUFF January 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So 2011 is officially underway! I mean, we’re two full […]
...And F*ck You Too 450 MIKE PORTNOY IS AVAILABLE FOR BAR MITZVAHS January 11th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Watch out! These young bucks are taking over the world. […]
Poll 660 POLL: WILL DREAM THEATER’S NEW PORTNOY-LESS ALBUM RULE OR DROOL??? January 3rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein While we were gone for the holidays, Mike Portnoy asked […]
Rampant Rumors 340 PORTNOY OUT OF A7X, MARCO MINNEMANN IN DREAM THEATER??? December 17th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein When Mike Portnoy announced he would be leaving Dream Theater, […]
Everyone's Replaceable 280 PORTNOYGATE THANKSGIVING UPDATE November 22nd, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein It’s been a while since we had anything to grind […]
Music Dorkery 70 “HOME” IS WHERE THE ACOUSTIC GUITARS AND MARTIAL ARTS ARE November 3rd, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein What does Dream Theater inspire you to do? Some of […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 250 AND NOW FOR ANOTHER GOSSIPY PORTNOYGATE UPDATE! October 7th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Preface: I love Dream Theater and anything DT-related with all […]
Question of the Week 2020 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IS THERE ANY STILL-ACTIVE METAL BAND THAT COULD NOT AFFORD TO LOSE A SINGLE MEMBER OF ITS LINE-UP? September 24th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
New Stuff 160 STAR ONE, BROWNCOATS September 22nd, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Will Vince murder me if I compare Star One, the […]
Everyone's Replaceable 260 PORTNOYGATE UPDATE September 13th, 2010 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein Mike Portnoy’s departure from Dream Theater is pretty much the […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE REMINDED YOU THAT GARY SUAREZ IS DJING TONIGHT’S HEAVY METAL HAPPY HOUR September 10th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg That’s right! One of MetalSucks’ most controversial voices — which […]
\m/ 240 MIKE PORTNOY IS ONE COOL DAD September 10th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Reader Mike McGurney sent us a link to the below […]
Editorials 930 ON MIKE PORTNOY’S DEPARTURE FROM DREAM THEATER: A VINCE NEILSTEIN OP-ED September 9th, 2010 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Now that I’ve had a good 24 hours to process […]
Tweet Twat 220 MIKE PORTNOY QUITTING DREAM THEATER IS A TRENDING TWITTER TOPIC September 9th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Right up there with “Shana Tova.” Gee, Mike, from the […]
This Sucks 2740 MIKE PORTNOY LEAVES DREAM THEATER!! September 8th, 2010 at 8:49pm Vince Neilstein Our inboxes are currently blowing up with this link, a […]
Cinemetal 200 MOSE GIGANTICUS’ “THE LEFT PATH” VIDEO NEEDS MORE KEYTAR August 23rd, 2010 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg I was totally skeptical about Mose Giganticus — until I […]
