Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Are Dream Theater Getting Ready to Release a Double Album? October 23rd, 2015 at 8:40pm Vince Neilstein If so we think they’ll be called The Great Northern Empire and The Ravenskill Rebel Militia.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Mike Portnoy Plays Iron Maiden, Slayer, Megadeth, and Led Zeppelin on a Hello Kitty Drum Set October 7th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I specifically requested the Pokémon kit!”
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 21-24: Danny Worsnop vs. Denis Stoff, Jonathan Davis vs. Fred Durst, Mike Portnoy vs. Dino Cazares, Blake Judd vs. Hunter Hunt-Hendrix August 24th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks We had to take a break last week due to […]
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Which Drummers Besides Chris Adler Were Considered for the New Megadeth Album? May 14th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg There were some other interesting candidates for the gig!
Editorials 0 Dream Theater’s Jordan Rudess Reunites with Former Drummer Mike Portnoy (Sort Of) May 1st, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Hey, it’s a start!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Twisted Sister Announces Fill-In Drummer, Blasts Late Drummer April 8th, 2015 at 10:00am Anso DF Hint: He has experience replacing a suddenly dead drummer.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Mike Portnoy Wages War with the British Healthcare System, His Fans March 9th, 2015 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg Former Dream Theater drummer pissed that ER wouldn’t see him on his schedule, fans pissed that he doesn’t understand how ERs work.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Three Prog Bands Working on New Albums Right Now: Dream Theater, TesseracT and Scar Symmetry January 9th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Proggy bands are gettin’ proggy with their winter downtime.
Editorials 0 Mike Portnoy Implies That Neither Dream Theater Nor Avenged Sevenfold are Metal January 6th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Do you agree or disagree?
Punishing Pictorials 0 Forty-One Metal and Hard Rock Albums That Will Be Ten-Years-Old in 2015 December 19th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Fuck, we’re old.
Retrospective 0 Dream Theater’s Scenes From a Memory Turns 15 Years Old This Week October 24th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Reminisce with us and crank Dream Theater’s best album loud in celebration.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: September 30, 2014 September 30th, 2014 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Hey dude! Just 50 new records and 5 new home videos, no big whoop. BONUS: What it means to have angst in your veins.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Full Songs from Meshuggah and Dream Theater’s Upcoming Live DVDs September 16th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein “Do Not Look Down” and “Strange Deja Vu.”
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: The Most Metal Pink Floyd Songs of All Time August 29th, 2014 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein One of rock’s most enduring bands is heavy enough for metal people. We have proof!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s a Video of “The Looking Glass” from Dream Theater’s Forthcoming DVD/BluRay Set Breaking the Fourth Wall August 21st, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein PROG NERDS UNITE!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Rode the Lightning August 1st, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Dream Theater, Meshuggah, Dragonforce, and more.
Greatest Hits 0 Today in Dream Theater Shirts: Metalhead Veterinarian Fired for Bestial*ty July 29th, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Vet found guilty of five separate charges relating to the possession of extreme animal pornography and sexual activity with animals.
Metal Merch 0 Portnoy’s Complaint July 28th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg He just LOVES it when you wear merch from Mike Mangini-era Dream Theater to his meet and greet.
Music Dorkery 0 This is What it Sounds Like When Dream Theater’s “Erotomania” is Played Entirely on Children’s Toy Instruments May 22nd, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein So br00tal.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Took Some Risks May 16th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’re kidding. We wouldn’t listen to Risk even if it were free.
