...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Tour de Force 570 GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS 2011: INFOMERCIAL RELEASED! June 6th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Making fun of juggalos is passe at this point; been […]
Cinemetal 540 AMARANTHE: TERRIBLE MUSIC STUCK IN MICROWAVE, RE-SWEDED March 2nd, 2011 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg An anonymous reader sent me the below video, and I […]
Greatest Hits 3220 What is UR Favorite Classic Nu-Metal Band?? September 29th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D Unless you count current metalcore bands with a wiggerish slant […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 50 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: DECIBOT IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE MOST FAMOUS WRITER FOR DECIBEL September 16th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Don’t you dare call Decibel an “analog blog,” cocksucker — […]
Reunion Mania 430 MURDERDOLLS: A REUNION NO ONE BUT ME WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT March 24th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg I’m exaggerating, of course. Someone besides me will be happy […]
Haterade 900 NOT ALL NORWEGIAN METAL IS TR00 January 26th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Jonas” sent us the below […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 970 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: DAATH’S EYAL LEVI ON THE HEIRARCHY OF THE METAL WORLD August 14th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks So playing underground metal is interesting for various reasons. There’s […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 240 REMEMBER THIS BAND? July 21st, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I have no idea what made me think of them […]
Tour de Force 310 THE PEDAL TO THE METAL TOUR JUST GOT A LITTLE LESS DOPE July 20th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Our friends at Metal Insider made an interesting discovery over […]
...And F*ck You Too 430 DOUCHE BAG FROM TERRIBLE BAND TO COMPETE FOR AFFECTIONS OF UGLIEST SLUT IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE April 27th, 2009 at 3:24pm Axl Rosenberg Here are things I didn’t know until I checked Blabbermouth […]
Contests 1840 SPECIAL 4/20 CONTEST: TELL US YOUR FAVORITE SONG TO GET STONED TO, WIN COOL STUFF FROM DÅÅTH April 20th, 2009 at 12:00am MetalSucks Hey hey hey kids. In honor of the fact that […]
Cinemetal 330 WHY ON EARTH WOULD WE POST ANOTHER DOPE VIDEO? March 12th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Because they’re freakin’ HILARIOUS, that’s why! I actually did try […]
New Stuff 90 IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES March 10th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg You can stream Buried Inside’s super awesomelicious new album, The […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE GOT NAKED AND DRANK COW’S BLOOD February 6th, 2009 at 6:48pm Vince Neilstein I’m ’bout to go party at a triple-birthday event then […]
New Stuff 580 ZAKK WYLDE FORFEITS THE ABILITY TO EVER TALK SH*T ABOUT ANOTHER MUSICIAN, EVER February 6th, 2009 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg I had the displeasure of seeing Dope live once (don’t […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 360 FORMER STATIC-X GUITARIST CELEBRATES IMPENDING RELEASE OF BAND’S NEW ALBUM BY GETTING THROWN BACK IN JAIL January 26th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tripp Eisen, who has at one time or another been […]
Editorials 360 WHY DOESN’T NU METAL HAVE ITS OWN ANSWER TO METAL SLUDGE? July 8th, 2008 at 12:17pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday an advanced copy of the album by a certain […]
Cinemetal 80 SH*TTY NU-METAL VIDEO OF THE DAY: DOPE, “EVERYTHING SUCKS” November 28th, 2007 at 4:39pm Axl Rosenberg I can’t remember the last time I had a such […]
