Totally True Memoirs of a Metal Producer 0 Totally True Memoirs of a Metal Producer: Limp Bizkit’s Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water August 26th, 2020 at 2:23pm MetalSucks They told me it was some kind of joke. I didn’t get it.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Insane Clown Posse’s Violent J Says Shaggy 2 Dope Was “Just Having Fun” When He Tried to Drop Kick Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst October 23rd, 2018 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well thank CHRIST we finally know what happened there.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Limp Bizkit’s DJ Lethal Calls Insane Clown Posse’s Shaggy 2 Dope a “Bitchmade G Fuck” and “Bitch Ass Clout Chaser” October 8th, 2018 at 3:13pm Axl Rosenberg Who will win this battle of dummies?!?!
Worst Week Ever 0 Everyone Quits The Faceless, Varg Vikernes Turns Down Big Money for Burzum Live Shows, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week March 23rd, 2018 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Tool, Lamb of God/Burn the Priest, Bring Me the Horizon, and more.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Scott Ian’s 5-Year-Old Son Will DJ for Limp Bizkit on Upcoming Tour April 19th, 2017 at 2:38pm Axl Rosenberg Revel Ian is now officially the most talented musician in the band.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Only Members of Slipknot + Limp Bizkit Anyone Actually Cares About Launch New Project June 24th, 2016 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Don’t worry, their name is WAY more clever than ‘Slimpknit.’
\m/ 0 Alice in Chains’ Jerry Cantrell Values His MTV Video Music Award Moonman Statuette Exactly as Much as He Ought To January 15th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg He thinks about it every time he wipes his ass.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Someone Stole DJ Lethal’s MTV VMA Moonman Statue October 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Was it Blake Judd?
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Sepultura’s Roots Belongs in the Ground August 14th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sepultura made multiple classic albums. Roots is not one of them.
New Stuff 0 WAIT WAIT WAIT, YOU MEAN DJ LETHAL WASN’T THE TALENTED ONE IN LIMP BIZKIT? July 25th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even though I’m confident that he’s a total twat because […]
...And F*ck You Too 940 “SHOTGUN”: A DETAILED ANALYSIS OF THE NEW LIMP BIZKIT SINGLE May 16th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I got home from last night’s ridiculously, ludicrously fun Dillinger Escape […]
...And F*ck You Too 610 LIMP BIZKIT DETERMINED TO COVER, RUIN EVERY SONG EVER October 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg In 1997 there was this girl that I was really […]
New Stuff 720 “WHY TRY” AND EVEN LISTEN TO THE NEW LIMP BIZKIT SONG? May 3rd, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know. I don’t know I don’t know I […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 580 ROB FLYNN DIRECTS AESTHETICS OF HATE AT LIMP BIZKIT August 3rd, 2009 at 10:07am Vince Neilstein Uncle Vinnie is back; under a moon-lit sky at Saturday […]
