Upcoming Bullsh*t 300 DIMMU BORGIR SHOW YOU THEIR ASS CRACK AND NOT MUCH ELSE July 6th, 2010 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re the kind of guy who gets excited when […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 570 EYAL LEVI ASSERTS THAT METAL AND CLASSICAL MUSIC ARE NOT THE SAME THING April 20th, 2010 at 10:00am MetalSucks I’m sick and tired of hearing that classical music and […]
New Stuff 80 GET YOUR INJECTION OV HELL April 6th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg In his review of The Underworld Regime, the debut album […]
Reviews 190 OV HELL DO WELL AS BLACK METAL’S VOLTRON ON THE UNDERWORLD REGIME March 10th, 2010 at 12:30pm Sammy O'Hagar I suppose I distrust supergroups because it’s too easy. Throw […]
Music Dorkery 610 “SYMPHONIC BLACK METAL MIGHT BE THE WORST KIND OF METAL EVER INVENTED” December 16th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg So says Cosmo Lee at Invisible Oranges in a piece […]
What the...?? 190 ENSIFERUM MAKE THE LAZIEST VIDEO EVER September 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I like Ensiferum. Seriously, I do. But what the fuck […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE ENJOYED THE FRUITS OF OUR LABORS September 4th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s Labor Day weekend here in the U.S., which means […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 470 REMAINING MEMBERS OF DIMMU BORGIR RESPOND TO THE “SH*TSTORM” September 3rd, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Well, it was only a matter of time. The remaining […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 320 DIMMU BABYSITTIR DRAMA CONTINUES September 2nd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Recently sacked Dimmu Borgir bassist/clean vocalist Vortex has weighed in […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1080 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON LINE-UP CHANGES September 1st, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks So I’m sure you’re all aware of this major lineup […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 910 DIMMU DRAMA August 31st, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So in case ya didn’t hear, Dimmu Borgir fired their […]
\m/ 300 NO WAY THIS IS REAL… IS IT? August 26th, 2009 at 2:34pm Axl Rosenberg Our friends at Metal Insider found this two-year old phone […]
Tour de Force 70 NORWEGIAN SUPER TEAMS TO STORM WACKEN July 16th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks While Anthrax, Testament, Heaven and Hell and motherfucking Motorhead are […]
Cinemetal 180 RONALD MCDIMMU’S HAMBORGIR May 12th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Another instance of someone with too much free time on […]
Viral Vomit 50 SILENOZ CAN COOK February 24th, 2009 at 2:43pm Vince Neilstein I have to admit, the Shockhound series “Stella Can’t Cook,” […]
Worst Week Ever 1 BECAUSE WE WERE ALL THAT FAT KID SINGING ALONG TO DIMMU BORGIR AT SOME POINT IN OUR LIVES November 21st, 2008 at 5:44pm Vince Neilstein It was a crazy week at the MS Mansion. Vince […]
\m/ 330 A VIDEO OF A FAT KID SINGING ALONG TO DIMMU BORGIR November 18th, 2008 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein This is why I love metal; we come in all […]
Editorials 180 RE-RECORDING OLD MATERIAL: WHAT’S THE POINT? May 29th, 2008 at 3:32pm Axl Rosenberg Last night I heard the “new” Vader album, XXV, for […]
Cinemetal 20 NICOLAS CAGE’S SON IS AN EVEN BIGGER TOOL THAN HE IS April 23rd, 2008 at 12:38pm Axl Rosenberg Ah, the mid-90’s. When Nicolas Cage parlayed his Oscar win […]
