Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 19, 2013 February 19th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks U will listen (to all of this week’s new releases), u will love (many new jamz), u will laugh (at hilarious cover art and under-punctuated band names).
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Learned The Ultimate Drumming Technique January 25th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Nah, totally kidding, we already knew how to do that… we’ve been practicing for years!!!
Cinemetal 0 This New Devourment Lyric Video is Extremely (and Awesomely!) NSFW January 11th, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Do not click through if you’re not in a safe environment.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 New DEVOURMENT Album Coming Soon; Forecast Calls for Severe Pit Riffment November 20th, 2012 at 5:00pm Sergeant D A teaser for Sergeant D.’s most anticipated album of 2013.
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SET A COURSE FOR MISADVENTURE August 10th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Ahoy there MetalSucks readers! Have u ever […]
Editorials 2060 How Metal Nerds Choose What Bands To Like: A Scientific Model July 11th, 2011 at 4:20pm Sergeant D Have you ever noticed that the bands who metal nerds […]
Contests 90 MARYLAND DEATH FEST MVP ANNOUNCED!!! May 26th, 2011 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Congratulations to Isaac S., the winner of our MDF MVP contest! […]
Tour de Force 180 SONAR? MARYLAND DEATHFEST DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ SONAR! May 5th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The Sonar in Baltimore, Maryland has been shut down due […]
Contests 1 REMINDER: BECOME THE MARYLAND DEATHFEST MVP, WIN A BUNCH OF COOL STUFF FROM RELAPSE RECORDS! April 27th, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks IN CASE Y’ALL SOMEHOW FORGOT!!! The ninth annual installement of […]
Contests 30 CONTEST: BECOME THE MARYLAND DEATHFEST MVP, WIN A BUNCH OF COOL STUFF FROM RELAPSE RECORDS! April 13th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks The ninth annual installement of Maryland Deathfet, arguably America’s best […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1810 DEATHCORE VS SLAM METAL: HOW 2 TELL THEM APART April 4th, 2011 at 4:30pm Sergeant D It has come to my attention that some people are […]
Question of the Week 590 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT ARE YOUR NOMINATIONS FOR BEST METAL GRAMMY? December 10th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2440 WHICH IS BETTER, BLACK METAL OR DEATH METAL??? November 10th, 2010 at 4:30pm Sergeant D Since the dawn of time over 9,000 years ago, man […]
Show Reviews 150 THE CALIFORNIA BLOOD TOUR DRAWS DEATH METALICIOUS BLOOD IN CALIFORNIA November 8th, 2010 at 11:20am Dave Mustein Photo credit: Taija Lynn for Brooklyn Vegan. Last Saturday I […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 190 KNIGHTS OF THE ABYSS ARE CATTLE DECAPITATION’S BITCH October 19th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein When all is said and done with The California Blood […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 280 THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU F*CK UP A CATTLE DECAPITATION SUPPORT SLOT October 6th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg So Cattle Decapitation are on tour RIGHT NOW! with Devourment, […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1710 IS DEMOLISHER THE WORLD’S HEAVIEST BAND??? September 15th, 2010 at 3:30pm Sergeant D It has been my life’s work to find the heaviest […]
Tour de Force 240 ANOTHER CHANCE TO GET EVISCERATED BY CANNIBAL CORPSE August 11th, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Kind of amazingly, I haven’t seen Cannibal Corpse live since […]
Green Eggs and Slam 330 NU SLAMZ 4 U: PATHOLOGY DOES DIY DEATH July 30th, 2010 at 1:20pm Sergeant D As someone who came up in the 90s West Coast […]
Tour de Force 320 YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SEE CATTLE DECAPITATION BEFORE THEY HIT THE STUDIO July 13th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Everyone’s favorite vegan death metal band, Cattle Decapitation, are gonna […]
