Hipsters Out Of Metal! 110 STEEL PANTHER: CROSSFIRING! TRACK LISTING! SHOW-STEALING! NEW RELEASE DATE! September 7th, 2011 at 3:00pm Anso DF If the memory of a Steel Panther super-fan’s Labor Day […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 500 NIKKI SIXX IS STILL DELUSIONAL July 20th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I are going to see the Mötley Crüe /Poison/New […]
Neilstein Soundscam 140 NEILSTEIN ROSENBERG SOUNDSCAM: FOO FIGHTERS, STILL FANTASTIC June 22nd, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Vince is still away, so, once again, “Neilstein SoundScam” is on […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 340 SKID ROW: WHERE IS THE LOVE? TL;DR June 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Am I high or is it weird that in 2011 […]
Neilstein Soundscam 320 NEILSTEIN ROSENBERG SOUNDSCAM: DEF LEPPARD HAVE A POSSE June 15th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vince isn’t here, so I guess it falls to me […]
Editorials 700 METAL HAIR (NOT HAIR METAL) April 27th, 2011 at 10:30am MetalSucks In a perfect world, image and looks would not matter […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 70 DEF LEPPARD ARE “UNDEFEATED” April 12th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg As is the case with a lot of their peers, […]
Worst Week Ever 40 IN WHICH WE WERE COOL AS ICE March 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh my fuck, you guys, IT IS 71 DEGREES OUTSIDE. […]
What the...?? 600 WHAT THE F*CK WHAT THE F*CK WHAT THE F*CK WHAT THE F*CK WHAT THE F*CK WHAT THE F*CK March 14th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 200 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CORONER JAM? March 3rd, 2011 at 10:40am Anso DF Individuality is sacred and everything, but I am way fascinated […]
Cinemetal 140 THE RETURN OF WAYNE’S WORLD February 7th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Dana Carvey hosted Saturday Night Live this week, and a good […]
Interviews 560 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH ROXANA SHIRAZI, AUTHOR OF THE LAST LIVING SLUT: BORN IN IRAN, BRED BACKSTAGE August 6th, 2010 at 3:20pm MetalSucks I love reading groupie biographies. It’s sort of a hobby […]
Question of the Week 450 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHICH HAIR METAL BAND FROM THE ’80S BEST STANDS THE TEST OF TIME IN 2010? July 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Cinemetal 230 THE SAD ATTEMPTS OF HAIR METAL BANDS TO BE MODERN AND RELEVANT July 23rd, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg After grunge got so popular that MTV’s 120 Minutes and […]
Br00tal-lists 200 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: DAY THREE July 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF You’ve been reading the MetalSucks/Bring Back Glam! countdown of the […]
Br00tal-lists 220 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #4, DEF LEPPARD July 22nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah, sure, I could fall back on the whole Van […]
The Webernets 260 THE “M” IN MS PAINT IS FOR “METAL” (SUCKS) January 14th, 2010 at 3:32pm Vince Neilstein Suckalo Cody Barrick sent us a link to a massive […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 180 TODAY IS THE NINETEENTH ANNIVERSARY OF STEVE CLARK’S DEATH January 8th, 2010 at 11:45am Axl Rosenberg Thanks to reader Steven Stamopoulos for reminding us that original […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 230 DEFKLOK December 21st, 2009 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg There are two kinds of people who watch cartoons: Kids. […]
