Tour de Force 0 Summer Slaughter 2014: Line-Up Revealed April 24th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Although I don’t think there are any huge surprises here.
Music Dorkery 0 Samus Paulicelli of Decrepit Birth Covers “Dance of Eternity” by Dream Theater March 18th, 2014 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Drum nerds gonna drum nerd.
Music Dorkery 0 Playthrough Video: Decrepit Birth Jam Out “Metatron” February 14th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Jam out with yer clam out.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 99 Metal Bands to Record “99 Bottles of Beer” July 1st, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg These are just SOME of the bands participating.
Metalcal Marijuana 0 Six Feet Under, Decrepit Birth, and Cannabis Corpse Team Up for the Weediest Death Metal Tour of the Year March 26th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What, no Cephalic Carnage?
This Sucks 0 This Makes My Heart Hurt: Frank Mullen Will Sit Out Majority of Future Suffocation Tours October 23rd, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg One of metal’s greatest frontmen is retiring from regular touring.
Best Beard Bracket 0 MATCHES 1-4: ZAKK WYLDE VS. PETER JOSEPH, JUSTIN FOLEY VS. BILL ROBINSON, KIRK WINDSTEIN VS. SEAN Z., NEIL FALLON VS. LIAM WILSON July 9th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks As we announced on Friday, the MetalSucks reader-voted Best Beard […]
The Webernets 0 SOME BISH FLASHED HER BOOBS AT A SUFFOCATION CONCERT March 13th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Speaking of Suffocation… Apparently under the impression that she was […]
Tour de Force 210 ORIGIN + CATTLE DECAPITATION + DECREPIT BIRTH + ABORTED + RINGS OF SATURN + BATTLECROSS + HAVE YOU BOUGHT YOUR TICKET YET? February 22nd, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE, 2/22, 4:34 pm: Four more dates added. Thanks to […]
Viral Vomit 110 DECREPIT BIRTH’S DRUMMER SAMUS IS SEXY, AND HE KNOWS IT December 9th, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s funny to me how modern pop music is basically […]
Tour de Force 200 DRUM CAM FOOTAGE OF KRIHM REMINDS YOU THAT YOU REALLY NEED TO GO SEE DECAPITATED LIVE October 19th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Decapitated’s MetalSucks-sponsored Carnival is Forever Tour with Decrepit Birth, Fleshgod Apocalypse, […]
This Sucks 160 THE HAARP MACHINE FORCED TO CANCEL U.S. TOUR WITH DECAPITATED October 5th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks As those of you who have attended the first four […]
Tour de Force 240 DON’T FORGET: THE 2011 CARNIVAL IS FOREVER NORTH AMERICAN TOUR FEATURING DECAPITATED WITH DECREPIT BIRTH, FLESHGOD APOCALYPSE, RINGS OF SATURN, AND THE HAARP MACHINE STARTS TONIGHT! September 30th, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks HELL YES. As previously announced, MetalSucks is proud to present […]
Tour de Force 1070 METALSUCKS PROUDLY PRESENTS THE 2011 CARNIVAL IS FOREVER NORTH AMERICAN TOUR FEATURING DECAPITATED WITH DECREPIT BIRTH, FLESHGOD APOCALYPSE, RINGS OF SATURN, AND THE HAARP MACHINE! August 3rd, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Here’s some news which ought to absolutely make your day: […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2330 POLL: IS THERE A PLACE FOR MELODY IN METAL???? July 6th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D I pride myself on being open minded, so it is […]
Green Eggs and Slam 490 MOAR OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT January 4th, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D In the first installment of “OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT […]
Greatest Hits 1840 The Final Word on Metal Drumming December 3rd, 2010 at 3:30pm Sergeant D For some reason, internet metal nerds love to talk about […]
Tour de Force 350 AWESOME DEATH METAL TOUR ALERT! AWESOME DEATH METAL TOUR ALERT! August 4th, 2010 at 9:40am Axl Rosenberg There’s really almost nothing to say about a tour headlined […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF DECREPIT BIRTH’S POLARITY!!! August 3rd, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg Mazel tov to Katherine Hsueh, who correctly identified last week’s logo […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE WERE REVEALED TO BE A SECRET SUBDIVISION OF THE ILLUMINATI July 30th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, is it seriously August already? It’s gonna start […]
