MSTV 0 Video: A Mash Up of Eleven of Iron Maiden’s Most Iconic Guitar Leads January 5th, 2016 at 1:30pm MetalSucks 66Samus of Decrepit Birth mashes 11 famous Maiden riffs into one video.
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s Decrepit Birth Drummer Samus Paulicelli’s Judas Priest Spoof, “Taking a Dump” November 4th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Because hey, maybe nothing’s made you gag so far today.
Studio Stuff 0 Decrepit Birth’s Bill Robinson Emerges from Woods, Records Vocals for New Album September 22nd, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Robinson has emerged from the pot farm, shack down by the river or bridge under which he currently resides to record his vocal parts for the next Decrepit Birth album.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week August 21st, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Ten things unsigned bands should never do, The Queers get into an on-stage fight, we reminisced about Dimebag on his 49th birthday and more of the week’s top stories.
Music Dorkery 0 Proof You Can Play Death Metal on a Small Drum Kit August 19th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Plus: new Decrepit Birth album coming soon!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 9, 2015 June 9th, 2015 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund Listen to this week’s heavy new releases! All fifty of them!
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Decrepit Birth’s Samus Paulicelli The Heavy Metal Chicken Dance May 12th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh (clap-clap-clap-clap), duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh (clap-clap-clap-clap)!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Star Wars Day Gets Metal May 4th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks May the fourth be with you!
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week March 13th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slipknot, Burzum, Deftones, and more.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Decrepit Birth’s Samus Paulicelli Covers Babymetal’s “Gimme Chocolate” March 12th, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks The Babymetal cover featuring a grown ass, hairy, metal dude you’ve always wanted to see.
Viral Vomit 0 Happy Chanukah! Here’s Some “Jewish Metal” by Decrepit Birth Drummer Samus Paulicelli! December 17th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein He totally nails it, as always.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Decrepit Birth’s Drummer Can Fart the Star Wars Imperial March November 17th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Self-explanatory.
Viral Vomit 0 Best Video Ever of the Day: A Death Metal Song about Ebola November 4th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Never has the MS category heading “Viral Vomit” been more appropriate.
Viral Vomit 0 Metal Drummer Samus Paulicelli Recorded a Metal Song Entirely with His Own Farts as Vocals September 22nd, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein ^^^^^ Possibly the single greatest screen cap in the history of ever.
Music Dorkery 0 Watch this Video of Decrepit Birth’s Drummer Covering… Blink 182?! September 4th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein It’s as bizarre as you’d think!
Show Reviews 0 Review: The Faceless, Origin, Goatwhore ‘Slaughter’ Saturday In Chicago August 8th, 2014 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund For a seven-hour indoor show like Summer Slaughter, line-up is everything!
Music Dorkery 0 Watch Decrepit Birth Jam Through “Solar Impulse” July 17th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein These dudes shred.
Contests 0 We’re Giving Away a Pair of Tickets to Every Stop on Summer Slaughter 2014!!! July 2nd, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Get in here to learn how you can win!!!
\m/ 0 Decrepit Birth Meets the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles June 13th, 2014 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein Nerd alert! DB drummer Samus Paulicelli covers all the music from the SNES videogame Turtles in Time in one marathon 12-minute drum playthrough video.
Tour de Force 0 Here are the Tour Dates for Summer Slaughter 2014 May 2nd, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Nine bands. Twenty-one shows. One slaughter.
