Editorials 0 Why Most People Give Up When Learning to Scream (And How to Overcome It) May 15th, 2020 at 11:45am MetalSucks Have you struggled with your metal scream? Everyone is born with the same physical tools, and here’s how to unlock them.
Viral Vomit 0 Overwatch Metal! December 18th, 2017 at 4:46pm Vince Neilstein A metal parody of the popular video game.
Editorials 0 Why I Put My Experience Of Being In A Metal Band On My Resume October 20th, 2017 at 10:35am MetalSucks Your experience in a metal can help you land jobs.
Viral Vomit 0 Watch RiffShop’s Hilarious “Weeaboo Metal” Music Video Parody October 3rd, 2017 at 10:04am Vince Neilstein Are you a weeaboo? Watch this video to find out.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: It’s a Metal Song… About the FRIEND ZONE August 25th, 2017 at 12:39pm Vince Neilstein We’ve all been there.
Guest Columns 0 I Played Metal On The Streets For Money. Guess How Much I Made! April 13th, 2017 at 12:45pm MetalSucks How many constipated-looking Asian dudes do you see playing metal while actively trying to headbang his skull out of his skin?
Guest Columns 0 How Making Your Bed Every Morning Can Help You To Write Awesome Metal Songs January 30th, 2017 at 12:33pm MetalSucks I made my bed for 30 days straight, and then I finished writing an awesome metal album.