Editorials 700 METAL HAIR (NOT HAIR METAL) April 27th, 2011 at 10:30am MetalSucks In a perfect world, image and looks would not matter […]
\m/ 80 DAVID LEE ROTH: JUST A JUGGALO March 14th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein A++++ WDBWA to whoever put this together; we can’t believe […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 160 STEEL PANTHER WIN March 3rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF It’s kinda common knowledge that Steel Panther is the best […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 210 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN STOP AVOIDING ME January 26th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF One my least popular observations is that Eddie Van Halen’s […]
Editorials 310 F*CK, MARRY, KILL: HOT METAL D00DZ EDITION January 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday, Sergeant D. posted a Metal Edition of the classic […]
Everyone's Replaceable 190 KEVIN DUBROW IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE September 13th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Kevin Dubrow is dead, and I think that most of […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 NEW VAN HALEN IN 2011 AFTER ALL August 9th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fucking publicists. Last month a story started going around that […]
Br00tal-lists 240 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #5, EXTREME July 21st, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Since its inception by the typings of some clever music […]
Br00tal-lists 280 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #9, VAN HALEN July 19th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Since its inception by the typings of some clever music […]
Rampant Rumors 60 SO NO NEW VAN HALEN ALBUM IN 2011? July 7th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week I debated the merits of a rumored new […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE HAD A PAINFUL REAR-ENDING July 2nd, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Since Axl and I are very patriotic types (couldn’t you […]
Rampant Rumors 290 NEW VAN HALEN ALBUM IN 2011? July 2nd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I had a blast when Vince and I saw the […]
Viral Vomit 350 GIMME FUE, GIMME FAI, GIMME DABAJABAZA June 11th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Nothing could ever be as fun as the DLR “Runnin’ […]
Question of the Week 940 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU WERE GOING TO BE MARRIED AT A METAL CONCERT, WHICH SHOW WOULD IT BE AND WHY? June 4th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Welcome to a new feature here at MetalSucks, “Question of […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 190 JOHN 5: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW April 21st, 2010 at 2:30pm Anso DF There are two reasons that a John 5 interview could […]
Ten Great Bands That Inadvertently Helped Ruin Metal 650 #8: VAN HALEN March 17th, 2010 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar “Black Sabbath,” the first song off the first album by […]
New Stuff 570 THIS NEW JOHN 5 TRACK RIPS. WAIT… WHAT??? March 3rd, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Of all the track debuts that floated into my inbox […]
Rampant Rumors 340 ONLY MEMBER OF SYSTEM OF A DOWN WITH SUCCESSFUL POST-SOAD CAREER SHOOTS DOWN REUNION RUMORS January 25th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month, System of a Down bassist Shavo Odajian […]
Cinemetal 90 GIVE IT ONE MORE TIME, BOY November 3rd, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Add “David Lee Roth on the Eat ‘Em and Smile […]
...And F*ck You Too 240 F*CK YOU, GUITAR HERO: VAN HALEN. F*CK YOU IN THE EAR. June 4th, 2009 at 2:12pm Axl Rosenberg One of the most disappointing aspects of Guitar Hero: Metallica […]
