...And F*ck You Too 0 Professor Dave Mustaine’s Audio Commentary for Super Collider is Uproarious June 4th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s like having sex with gorilla.
New Stuff 0 Listen to Two Horrible New Megadeth Songs June 3rd, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Like, really bad.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were Honored with a Creepy Wax Statue May 31st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and accompanying playlist includes every Big Four band but Anthrax, Pantera, The Faceless, and more.
What the...?? 0 Dave Mustaine Spends HOW Much on Conditioner?!?! May 31st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Only his stylist knows for sure.
Metal Merch 0 Heavy Metal Trading Cards are Back May 30th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get them fast before they’re not worth the paper they’re printed on!!!
Greatest Hits 0 Review: Megadeth’s Super Collider is a Super Catastrophe May 29th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This has to be one of the worst albums of Megadeth’s career.
Tour de Force 0 Jason Newsted and Dave Mustaine Considering Busting Out Metallica’s “Phantom Lord” for Gigantour? May 28th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg That’ll stick it to that Hetfield fucker!
New Stuff 0 “Kingmaker”: New Megadeth Song is Better Than “Super Collider” May 20th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wow, that was a really hard bar to bunny hop over!
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine and Kenny G. Are In Love May 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Proof that Jews and Goyim can get along!
This Sucks 0 More Members of the Metal Community Reacts to Jeff Hanneman’s Passing May 3rd, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks Members of Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Machine Head, Guns N’ Roses, Hatebreed, and Suffocation mourn the loss of a legend.
Tour de Force 0 Newsted Complete Gigantour 2013 Pentad of Platitudinousness May 1st, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh, man, it’s tired in here!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Gwar’s Oderus Urungus Reviews Megadeth’s “Super Collider” April 24th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg He also has some choice words for Rob Zombie’s wife.
New Stuff 0 The Title Track From Megadeth’s Super Collider is F*cking Garbage April 22nd, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg This sounds like it should have been on Risk.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: WWTAMD? (What Would The Atlas Moth Do?) April 19th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Welcome to this week’s QOTW discussion! All pain is desire :)
Tour de Force 0 Gigantour 2013 is Off to a Horrible Start April 19th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg FFFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!
New Stuff 0 Actual Album Art + New Song Snippet from Megadeth’s Super Collider April 11th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I know this is gonna break your heart, but it’s not the song with David Draiman on it.
Tour de Force 0 Iron Maiden Announce U.S. Shows with Megadeth April 8th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg But don’t get too excited because a) there are only seven dates and b) it’s not 1992.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Slayer Fans Were Extremely Gullible April 5th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also, people on the internet continue to be completely reasonable!
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Why Megadeth is Now a Total Joke April 3rd, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our new bi-weekly debate column with Noisey.com begins with a heated discussion regarding how Dave Mustaine’s douchery may or may not have had an effect on Megadeth’s work.
Megadick 0 So I Guess This Crazy Russian Dude Really Loves Dave Mustaine April 2nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg That is an actual translation in that image, by the way.