Megadick 0 Happy Birthday Dave Mustaine!!! September 13th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Here are forty-seven reasons to actually admire the guy.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which the Summer Came to a Bloody Conclusion August 30th, 2013 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a sweet playlist for your BBQ!
Megadick 0 Today in Dave Mustaine Dumbassery August 29th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Define “complete lack of self-awareness.”
Megadick 0 What Does a Loon Like Dave Mustaine Consider to be “Crazy”??? August 27th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg This oughta be good.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL 2013: A Headbanger’s Journey August 21st, 2013 at 2:00pm Anso DF A silly recap of the bands, the fans, and the fun of a huge metal fest!
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine’s Daughter Cheers Up Wounded Soldiers with Song About Dying August 21st, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So many questions.
Music Dorkery 0 Megadeth Now Tune Down One Full Step to Accommodate Dave Mustaine’s Vocals August 14th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Mustaine’s battle cry: “WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME METALLICA WERE ALREADY DOING THIS?!?!”
Editorials 0 Dave Mustaine and Jason Newsted Cover Metallica Song One of them Actually Wrote August 12th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Do you dig this? Well then, congratulations of having gray pubic hair!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Played Drums with Fish and Bass with Dogs August 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The latest “Worst Week” playlist is devoted to the champions of the latest rounds of our Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Bracket — PANTERA!!!
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Will Never Crawl Out from Beneath Metallica’s Shadow August 8th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is both funny and sad.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were One of the Few Metal Blogs Who Were Brave Enough to Use Words August 2nd, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Megadeth, Pantera, Born of Osiris, Trivium, and more.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Claims “I am One of the Few Thrash Metal Guys Who are Brave Enough to Delve Into Melody,” is Wrong July 30th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are twenty-six examples to prove my point.
Megadick 0 Speaking of David Draiman: He Recently Helped Megadeth Debut The Inspirational Kitchen Magnet Song Live July 17th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Is there an equivalent of a vasectomy for vocal chords?
Cinemetal 0 Megadeth Express Self-Loathing Via “Super Collider” Video July 3rd, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dumb bag of cocks.
Cinemetal 0 Dave Mustaine Parodies Men’s Wearhouse in New Funny or Die Video June 24th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Although the guarantee that I’ll like the way Super Collider sounds, the cameo at the end alone makes this worth watching.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Sprays Sh*t with Perfume and Calls it Caviar June 13th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Megadick tries to spin his disappointing album sales.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 BREAKING: Vic Rattlehead Resigns as Megadeth’s Mascot June 10th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg “It’s a damned shame!” tweets Anthrax’s Not Man.
Podcast 0 The MetalSucks Podcast, #4: Babymetal > Chelsea Grin, Mustaine’s Latest Rant, New Music from Chthonic and More June 10th, 2013 at 11:00am MetalSucks Did the three Japanese teenage girls in Babymetal just one-up every current metalcore and deathcore band with their infectious blend of J-pop and [...]
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Called Someone a “Mustaine” and Had Him Ejected from The MetalSucks Mansion June 7th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and playlist includes Megadeth, Queensryche, Lamb of God, and more.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Calls Fan “Faggot,” “Cunt,” Has Him Thrown Out of Show June 6th, 2013 at 1:10pm Axl Rosenberg This should help Mustaine’s image.
