Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 6: Change the Name and Maybe Your Fate October 14th, 2013 at 6:30pm MetalSucks Brockie makes a passionate argument in favor of the Redskins changing their offensive name.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 4: Every Team Still Sucks September 30th, 2013 at 3:00pm MetalSucks The Broncos prevailed over the Eagles, the Giants got pounded by the Chiefs, the Skins got their first victory of the season and more.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 3: Every Team Sucks September 23rd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brockie lambasts all the teams that suck this year and discusses Gwar’s Super Bowl halftime show bid.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 2: Hail to the Deadskins September 16th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brockie laments the suckiness of this year’s Redskins squad and covers the weekend’s NFL highlights.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 1: Football is Here! September 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Dave Brockie recaps the [un]eventful off-season and pre-season and covers the highlights of Week 1 NFL action.
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #19: Oderus Urungus (Gwar) March 12th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The only dude we’d let give us a facial.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Super Bowl Wrap-Up: Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights! February 5th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks Through thick, thin, power outages, elk semen and oversized Jenga, Brockie is still a football fan at heart.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which To Our Ass We Bent Our Rope February 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks!”
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Pre-Super Bowl: OK, I Finally Realized There Was Already a Successful TV Show Called “Necessary Roughness” January 30th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brockie is all sour grapes that his precious Skins aren’t in the Super Bowl, but at least he knows that he’s sour grapes. Which team does he pick to win?
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 18: Championship Weekend: I Absolutely Love ALL the Teams That Play with Balls January 21st, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Brockie talks about Colin Kaepernick’s arms (and the tattoos thereon) and the demise of Tom Brady and the pats.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Divisional Playoff Weekend: I Hate Every Team That is Still Playing January 15th, 2013 at 5:46pm MetalSucks Brockie laments the Redskins’ inept handling of RG III’s injury and wishes for Ray Lewis and Tom Brady to “run into each other and explode.”
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Wild Card Weekend: The Agony and the More Agony January 7th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Brockie recaps all this weekend’s NFL playoff action, hates on Ray Lewis, and laments the elimination of his beloved Redskins.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 17: Old Dudes Celebrate Silly Game, Are Delirious With Joy! January 2nd, 2013 at 11:00am MetalSucks Brockie gloats about the Redskins’ playoff birth and Tony Romo’s implosion.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 15: Will You People Quit Killing Each Other so I Can Enjoy at Least One Weekend of Football? December 19th, 2012 at 11:00am MetalSucks Brockie has some things to say about the shooting in Newton, CT.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 14: Another Week, Another Dead Player December 11th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Brockie dissects the tragic accident in Dallas (just one week after the incident in Kansas City), the miracle of Peyton Manning’s comeback, Tom Brady’s stomping of the Texans and more.
Contests 0 Show Us Your MetalSucks: The Gwar Edition December 6th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Send us pics of yourself wearing a MetalSucks t-shirt, receive free shit in the mail!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 13: I Get Cheeky with Managament and Disgusted in General December 3rd, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Dave begs the editors to move this column to Tuesday and mourns the loss of “murderer Javon Belcher’s” girlfriend.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 11: Turkey Day Stuffing November 26th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks The Houston Texans are for real, the Skins keep their playoff hopes alive, the Patriots thrash the hapless Jets, and more of the Week 11 NFL action.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 11: Die, Eagles, Die! November 19th, 2012 at 6:20pm MetalSucks Dave Brockie recounts the time Eagles fans poured beer and garbage all over him, then recaps this weekend’s NFL action.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Choose Your Own MetalSucks Guest Columnist November 16th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Doc Coyle. Oderus Urungus. Eyal Levi. Paul Masvidal. Who do u select as the next superstar guest writer on MetalSucks?
