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Your experience in a metal can help you land jobs.

We’ve all been there.

Looking to take your band’s live shows to the next level? Get in here.

How many constipated-looking Asian dudes do you see playing metal while actively trying to headbang his skull out of his skin?

Think about how many crappy breakdowns you’ve written. That all ends right now!

I made my bed for 30 days straight, and then I finished writing an awesome metal album.

Every local scene’s got ’em: bands that don’t speak to any of the other bands at their shows, stand in the back (arms crossed) during their sets, take forever loading their gear onto and off of the stage, and just collect their cash and leave before the show is over.

Three bands: modern death metal, post-metal, and Swede-metal. Take your pick!