Editorials 0 King 810 May Not Actually be from Flint, Michigan August 7th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It would appear that they are lying about a significant portion of their background.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 1, 2014 April 1st, 2014 at 12:30pm David Lee Rothmund Today’s new releases include albums by Austrian Death Machine, Pilgrim, Nux Vomica, and more.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 How music nerds decide when it is ok to liek poser bands: scientific analysis February 4th, 2014 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. examines how yesterday’s garbage becomes tomorrow’s gold.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 OMG CALIFORNIA METALFEST = BEST LINEUP OF ALL TIMES??? September 21st, 2012 at 2:00pm Sergeant D I don’t usually get into those multi-day metalfest events because […]
Green Eggs and Slam 660 METAL + HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOWS = LULZ May 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Teenagers are always doing stupid, embarrassing shit in public, especially […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 250 NEVERMIND THE BOLLOCKS, HERE’S A TEASER FOR THE NEW EMMURE ALBUM January 12th, 2011 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Fuck. Yes. Though it’s not even a minute long, the […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2080 The History of Metalcore/Screamo June 7th, 2010 at 12:15pm Sergeant D First things first: screamo is literally worse than the Holocaust […]