A View From the Pit 0 PHOTOS: CHILDREN OF BODOM AND REVOCATION IN NEW JERSEY, MARCH 3rd, 2012 April 13th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks DIRTY JER-Z where the party at, especially if your name’s […]
Viral Vomit 0 FUTURE EX-MRS. AXL ROSENBERG PLAYS COVERS CHILDREN OF BODOM, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, MORE ON THE CELLO April 4th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg If I have my druthers, Sarah Chaffee will someday own half […]
Cinemetal 90 CHILDREN OF BODOM LIKE TO PARTY ALL THE TIME December 27th, 2011 at 12:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt And so does Eddie Murphy: Thanks to Billy from Demilitia […]
Tour de Force 390 CHILDREN OF BODOM ANNOUNCE FIFTEENTH ANNIVERSARY TOUR WITH ELUVEITIE, REVOCATION, AND THREAT SIGNAL November 8th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Children of Bodom have been making anthemic, hair-metal-influenced melodeath about […]
Editorials 80 KYLÄHULLUT AIN’T NO HATE CREW August 1st, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Let’s take a look at a band that, amazingly enough, […]
\m/ 180 LET’S MAKE THIS THE TOP HEAVY METAL HALLOWEEN COSTUME OF 2011 July 13th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Well this is pretty funny. Reader Zach Gates e-mailed us to […]
\m/ 110 SEBASTIAN BACH PERFORMED WITH CHILDREN OF BODOM… June 27th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The thing about Sebastian Bach is, he’s a pathetic loser […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE ACTUALLY AGREED WITH HITLER June 10th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe next week we’ll finally stop making fun of Morbid […]
Contests 1 FINAL REMINDER: ALL ENTRIES TO THE OBSCURA VAPE CONTEST DUE ONE WEEK FROM TODAY!!! June 10th, 2011 at 2:40pm MetalSucks If you haven’t entered our super-awesome Obscura vape contest yet, […]
Cinemetal Premieres 460 EXCLUSIVE CINEMETAL PREMIERE: CHILDREN OF BODOM’S “ROUNDTRIP TO HELL AND BACK” June 9th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Children of Bodom’s video for “Roundtrip to Hell and Back” […]
Metal Merch 280 DEVIN TOWNSEND IS SELLING HIS OLD SPATULA ON EBAY May 9th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg In an apparent effort to weed out his most King […]
Contests 220 CONTEST: WIN A ONE-OF-A-KIND OBSCURA VAPORIZER FROM RELAPSE RECORDS AND SILVER SURFER! April 26th, 2011 at 4:20pm MetalSucks So, yeah, 4/20 might have been last week, but better […]
Neilstein Soundscam 290 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: FOO YOU! April 22nd, 2011 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein Two days late but not two dollars short, I figure […]
Tour de Force 760 CHILDREN OF BODOM/DEVIN TOWNSEND TOUR A REALITY — AND OBSCURA AND SEPTICFLESH ARE COMIN’ ALONG, TOO! April 12th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s been almost a month since Devin Townsend spilled the […]
Reviews 1270 COREY’S MARCH 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST April 6th, 2011 at 4:30pm Corey Mitchell Last year (and the year before) I got way too […]
Neilstein Soundscam 240 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: AMON AMARTH ARE THE [VI]KINGS! April 6th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein If you’d’ve told me in 1993 that some Swedish metal […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1090 I AM A PROFESSOR IN METALOLOGY April 5th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D RoCkStArBaSs100 introduces himself to the internet. He loves metal — […]
Neilstein Soundscam 400 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: A SCURRILOUS JOURNEY DOWN I-5 March 30th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein That headline doesn’t even make sense. So what? Seven of […]
Neilstein Soundscam 240 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: RISE AGAINST ARE KINGS, MASTODON THEIR PRINCES March 24th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein A BON JOVI GREATEST HITS ALBUM IS STILL THE #2 […]
Tour de Force 220 CHILDREN OF BODOM. DEVIN TOWNSEND. U.S. SUMMER TOUR. YES YES Y’ALL. March 16th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Hard to believe, but I don’t think I’ve actually seen […]
