New Stuff 0 “Well of Despair”: Listen to Skeletonwitch’s First Song with New Vocalist Adam Clemans March 8th, 2016 at 12:55pm Axl Rosenberg Spoiler alert: it rules.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 And the New Vocalist for Skeletonwitch is… February 10th, 2016 at 1:16pm Axl Rosenberg Hint: he swings the hammer of wolves.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Chance Garnette Not Returning to Skeletonwitch November 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg So who is the band’s new singer?
Moppet Metal 0 Video: Six-Year-Old Girl Does Spot-On Impression of Former Skeletonwitch Vocalist’s Mic Check November 13th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t worry, she doesn’t tell you to smoke weed or perform cunnilingus or anything like that.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week April 3rd, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Skeletonwitch, Slayer, Septicflesh, and bands whose names who not begin with the letter “s.”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Former Skeletonwitch Vocalist Chance Garnette Admits to Drinking Problem, Claims He Read About His Fill-In on the Internet April 3rd, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wow wow wow.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Skeletonwitch Part Ways with Vocalist Chance Garnette? April 1st, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg No more drinking beer, smoking weed, eating pussy, and listening to metal?
Metal Merch 0 Skeletonwitch’s Chance Garnette Now Makes Spikey Armbands and Sells Them on Etsy February 11th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Owning a pair will enhance your pussy-eating abilities by 1000%.
This Sucks 0 Vocalist Chance Garnette Forced to Leave Skeletonwitch Tour Due to “Serious Personal Matters” October 21st, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Band will finish the tour as an instrumental quartet.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Slightly Goldener Gods February 28th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Can you gather six nominees for Best Metal Vocalist? (Not your favorite randoms.)
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 #IceFail: Amon Amarth and Skeletonwitch Prank Enslaved Guitarist February 7th, 2014 at 1:45pm Axl Rosenberg Good thing that wasn’t permanent marker.
Reviews 0 Review: Skeletonwitch’s Serpents Unleashed is a Perfectly Functioning Extreme Metal Voltron October 23rd, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Skeletonwitch unwittingly title the next Rammstein porn vid.
Podcast 0 The MetalSucks Podcast #23: Special Guest Chance Garnette of Skeletonwitch October 21st, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks Chance Garnette calls in to talk about the new Skeletownitch album that drops next week, what it's like to be touring ten years in, and who his mom [...]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #14: Chance Garnette (Skeletonwitch) March 20th, 2013 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Eat some fucking pussyyyyyy!
\m/ 0 Best Video Ever of the Day: Six-Year-Old Girl Impersonates Skeletonwitch’s Chance Garnette November 9th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg She does not, however, instruct anyone to eat pussy, drink beer, and smoke weed.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 400 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: ANYONE DOWN TO CHECK OUT A NEW SKELETONWITCH RECORDING? August 18th, 2011 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
New Stuff 460 DAMN YOU, SKELETONWITCH, AND YOUR “INFERNAL RESURRECTION” August 2nd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Skeletonwitch must be one of the most metal metal bands […]
Everyone's Replaceable 120 SKELETONWITCH FANS: I’VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS, AND I’VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS FOR YA March 22nd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The bad news is that drummer Derrick Nau has left […]
Reviews 200 SKELETONWITCH: WHAT LIES BEYOND THE PERMAFROST IS FIRE, BRIMSTONE… AND RIFFS! October 13th, 2009 at 11:30am MetalSucks Skeletonwitch has been a welcome anomaly these past few years. […]
