Viral Vomit 0 Listen to Two Black Metal Covers of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s Internet-Breaking Disaster “Hello Kitty” April 28th, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Better than the original?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Said “Hello Kitty” April 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Lamb of God, Slayer, Slipknot, and more.
Cinemetal 0 Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Finally Wrote a Song So Awful that the Internet Has Collectively Rejected It April 23rd, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Hello Kitty,” a song they co-wrote, is being yanked from the internet left n’ right.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Poll: Is the New Duet Between Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne the Worst Song of All Time, Or Just the Worst Song of the Year? October 16th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Every time they sing “let it go,” it feels like encouragement to off myself.
Metal in the Media 0 Steel Panther Not Playing Chad Kroeger/Avril Lavigne Wedding After All April 30th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg PHEW!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Sh*t Flows Downhill: The Marilyn Manson-Avril Lavigne-Steel Panther Connection April 11th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg AIDS.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Regular Bowel Movements Were a Bitter Memory December 14th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This concludes regular posting for 2012!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Sign Our Petition to Have Chad Kroeger Neutered and Avril Lavigne Spayed December 12th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Demand that these two talentless ass clowns never procreate.
...And F*ck You Too 0 F*ck You, Avril Lavigne December 12th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Singer covers husband’s awful song.
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: OCTOBER 9, 2012 October 9th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Hey MetalSucks awesomes it’s me Anso DF! What’s up! lol […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE WAGES OF WUV [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 24th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch At MetalSucks, we truly love True Love. […]
Cinemetal 0 BATMAN VS. AVENGERS: BATTLE OF THE SOUNDTRACKS July 20th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks THE FACEOFF The Dark Knight Rises opened at midnight, and […]
Viral Vomit 260 POSSIBLY THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT NICKELBACK November 22nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you guys heard about the petition by Detroit Lions […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 190 HEAVY METAL’S BACK (AGAIN): THE ULTIMATE BALLS-OUT STEEL PANTHER INTERVIEW October 26th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF Interview and live pics by Emily Eve; girls on stage […]
Cinemetal 180 JACKYL VS. MY DARKEST DAYS: BATTLE OF THE STRIPPER VIDEOS September 2nd, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg We’ve gotten a lot of e-mails these past few days […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 60 CHRIS CORNELL WINNING BACK FANS ONE GESTURE AT A TIME December 7th, 2009 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Los Angeles’ Hotel Cafe is a 165-person capacity venue, a […]
