New Stuff 410 CANNIBAL CORPSE TORTURE YOU WITH THEIR “DEMENTED AGGRESSION” January 16th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I knew I got out of bed this morning for […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 540 UPCOMING BULLSH*T: LOTS OF GREAT METAL COMING OUR WAY IN SPRING 2012 January 12th, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein In the absence of actual new music or substantial information […]
Br00tal-lists 390 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2011, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VI November 30th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF CANNIBAL CORPSE, OBSCURA, FORBIDDEN, LAZARUS A.D., GIANT […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE RESPONDED TO THE RESPONSE TO THE RESPONSE November 11th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe we shoulda called it MetaSucks? ANYWAY, here’s some shit […]
What the...?? 580 Well, That’s One Way to Help Makes Ends Meet: Chris Barnes Appears in Commercial for Used Cars November 10th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So we all know that the music industry is not […]
Interviews 240 BLOTTED SCIENCE’S RON JARZOMBEK: THE TWELVE-TONE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW November 2nd, 2011 at 5:00pm Dave Mustein Ron Jarzombek is a name that’s too seldom heard outside […]
Cinemetal 180 LET’S TAKE A MOMENT TO CELEBRATE CANNIBAL CORPSE’S VIDEO FOR “FRANTIC DISEMBOWELMENT” November 2nd, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg As I type this, I have just finished editing Dave […]
New Stuff 130 BLOTTED SCIENCE’S THE ANIMATION OF ENTOMOLOGY ALBUM ART IS BUGGY (AND OH YEAH, THERE’S SOME NEW MUSIC AVAIL, TOO) September 7th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg At long last, Blotted Science are getting ready to make […]
\m/ 360 SCIENCE FINALLY ASKS THE QUESTION: “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF METAL?” August 16th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg A 100% accurate portrayal of the research discussed in this […]
Rampant Rumors 420 LATEST SUPERGROUP REVEALED? August 8th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s an interesting story that The PRP picked up on: […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 HISTORY REPEATS FOR DYING FETUS May 6th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg As regular readers are aware, I’m usually dead-set against cover […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 180 FURY, FLAMES, AND PHOENIX: THE ERIK RUTAN DOUBLE-INTERVIEW April 19th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Photo by Alison Webster This month, brutal death metal trio […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2210 WHAT IS THE BEST BREAKDOWN OF ALL TIME??? April 13th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D I love that “Tour Of Italy” sampler at Olive Garden […]
\m/ 60 THE NEW SIX FEET UNDER GETS STRIPPED, RAPED, STRANGLED, SMASHED IN THE FACE WITH A HAMMER April 4th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The new version of Six Feet Under — which, in […]
Barbarous Book Club 390 DECIBEL EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ALBERT MUDRIAN PENS CHOOSING DEATH II! March 31st, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg You’ve all read Decibel editor-in-chief Albert Mudrian’s Choosing Death, right? If […]
Everyone's Replaceable 150 CANNIBAL CORPSE’S PAT O’BRIEN IS THE NEW TEMPORARY GUITARIST FOR SLAYER March 30th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg While a press release assures us that Jeff Hanneman “has […]
New Stuff 610 WINDS OF PLAGUE: THE NEW LIMP BIZKIT? March 29th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Oy! I can’t believe I joined this band.” No joke: […]
Interviews 330 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: ROB ARNOLD ON JOINING SIX FEET UNDER (AND, OH YEAH, THE NEW CHIMAIRA ALBUM) March 1st, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Photo by Scott Ferrara Rob Arnold is a busy dude. […]
Everyone's Replaceable 150 HOLY CRAP, I WAS RIGHT ABOUT ROB ARNOLD JOINING SIX FEET UNDER?!? February 28th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month Six Feet Under shed 50% of their […]
\m/ 480 IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY, LET’S LISTEN TO METAL AND F*CK February 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Ah, Valentine’s Day. Reviled by most, enjoyed by the smug, […]
