The Webernets 250 THE BEST REVIEW OF 2010 SO FAR: LOLCAT TAKES ON BURZUM’S BELUS March 17th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg To call Burzum’s new album, Belus, “controversial” would be an […]
Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE WERE TOO METAL FOR PANTS March 5th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m really, really disappointed in you, male MetalSucksians. After reader […]
Reviews 770 BURZUM: BACK FOR THE FIRST TIME ON BELUS March 3rd, 2010 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar I can honestly say I’ve never had a more complicated […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 IN WHICH WE DREW FOUR February 26th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t been able to shake this cold, and so […]
The Webernets 880 EARACHE VS. BURZUM February 23rd, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Our email inboxes have been flooded with links to a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 150 FIVE FACTS ABOUT F*CK THE FACTS’ UNNAMED EP February 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks What can I say, I like my f’s. When I […]
Viral Vomit 360 VARG LIKES TO PARTY HARD December 7th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So on Friday night on friend Sergeant D. at Metal […]
...And F*ck You Too 1250 YEAH, VARG. WE’RE THE RACIST ONES. THAT’S RICH. December 3rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Varg Vikernes, the last time he really enjoyed pussy. A […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH DEVIN TOWNSEND SUCKED November 20th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week one of you accused us of being a […]
...And F*ck You Too 1600 Varg Vikernes Feels Guilty About Enjoying Sex with Men November 18th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg They call that beard a “cum catcher.” So Varg Vikernes […]
Metal Legacies 300 METAL LEGACIES: ØYSTEIN “EURONYMOUS” AARSETH OF MAYHEM – MURDERED AUGUST 10, 1993 August 10th, 2009 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell Metal Legacies is an ongoing memorial to extreme music pioneers […]
Cinemetal 390 EURONYMOUS TAKES HIS REVENGE FROM THE BEYOND, CASTS WOMAN AS VARG VIKERNES IN BLACK METAL MOVIE May 21st, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So. Blabbermouth tells me that a) they are adapting the […]
...And F*ck You Too 300 FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK SATAN ALMIGHTY, I AM FREE AT LAST! March 10th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Top ten things for Varg Vikernes to do once he’s […]
