Editorials 0 This is a Reggae Dub Cover of Burzum’s “Det Som Engang Var” May 8th, 2013 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Today in Things That We Never Knew We Didn’t Need.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Varg Vikernes Announces New Burzum Album April 10th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Will he win the Henry Q. Bouchard Memorial Award?
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Viral Vomit 0 What Happens When You Mix Burzum with Angry Birds? February 1st, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Hilarity, that’s what.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Wanted Pancakes January 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Homophobia! Racism!! Adorable children!!! Top stories from the first real news cycle of 2013!!!!!
Cinemetal 0 Varg Vikernes and His Wife Have Produced the Most Enthralling Movie of All Time January 9th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Watch this if you suffer from insomnia.
The Webernets 0 BLACK METAL SONGS REIMAGINED AS SURF ROCK October 10th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t think they get to enjoy a lot of […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE MOSHPENDABLES [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 31st, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Banner by Cysquatch Hello heavy metallists everywhere! Say, have […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: DAVE’S NOT HERE MAN August 17th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Everybody’s entitled to an opinion, no matter […]
The Webernets 0 LOL WUT August 10th, 2012 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg All you need to know before watching this is that […]
What the...?? 0 HELP NAME A BABY PENGUIN AFTER A FAMOUS BIGOT IN THE NAME OF BLACK METAL July 25th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Unless Gojira announce a co-headlining tour with Deez Nutz this […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: MAY 22, 2012 May 22nd, 2012 at 10:00am Vic Vaughn Oh hi there, metal people of awesomeness! It’s Tuesday, so […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE MISSED SOME CONNECTIONS May 18th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list? Do it […]
What the...?? 0 VARG VIKERNES IS MAKING A TABLE-TOP RPG May 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg That murdering bigot fuckhead Varg Vikernes is also a dork […]
Metal Merch 660 SOME CHICK MODELS THE BURZUM SKIRT August 15th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg You thought that Sergeant D.’s line of Burzum clothing was […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE WERE STILL A THING July 29th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Man, I really, really hope that some day, some Korean […]
Green Eggs and Slam 520 PEEP MY NEW IMMORTAL SHIRT, EXCLUSIVELY AT URBN OUTFITTERS! July 29th, 2011 at 4:30pm Sergeant D As many of you know, my highly successful BURZUM clothing […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1 METALHEADS: CUT THE SH*T AND STOP SUPPORTING BURZUM July 26th, 2011 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez Nobody should have been surprised. Varg Vikernes’ odious, conspiratorial, anti-Semitic […]
Neilstein Soundscam 160 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: CRAP MUSIC FOR THE WIN April 14th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein My usual source for Soundscan info is on vacation this […]
