The Webernets 0 Poison’s Bret Michaels Has His Own Set of Emoji Now December 19th, 2016 at 10:23am Vince Neilstein Fifty-five year old Midwestern women, rejoice!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Kids Dressed as Metal Celebrities: Friggin’ Adorable September 7th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Awwwwwwwww!!!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Happy National Best Friends Day! June 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A celebration of friendship in metal!
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Who are Bret Michaels’ Top Five Hair Metal Bands of All Time? November 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Spoiler alert: Poison are one of them.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 48 & 49: Varg Vikernes vs. Mattie Montgomery, Bret Michaels vs. Ivan Moody September 10th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Featuring members of Fiver Finger Death Putz, Putzum, Putzin, and For Toputz.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 38 & 39: Mattie Montgomery vs. Giorgos Germenis, Bret Michaels vs. Axel Rudi Pell September 1st, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks ‘Cause being a putz is the pits.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 9 – 12: Glenn Danzig Vs. Rob Zombie, Phil Fasciana Vs. Mattie Montgomery, Bret Michaels Vs. C.C. DeVille, Ronnie Radke Vs. Da Kurlzz August 12th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks The results from yesterday’s matches are in, and, again, for the […]
Cinemetal 0 Bret Michaels Is A Working-Class Hero, Your New Dad May 4th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus This Mother’s Day, let mom dance on a bar and get smashed by a glam metal singer.
Metal in the Media 0 We Could Have Had a Rock of Love Season with Slipknot’s Corey Taylor April 27th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I would have paid obscene amounts of money to see this.
Greatest Hits 0 Photos of Metal Musicians When They Were Kids November 13th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Featuring members of Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and more.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 “Win” Dinner with Bret Michaels April 30th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dessert is on you.
Cinemetal 0 Challenge: How Much of the New Bret Michaels Video Can You Watch Without Giggling? April 3rd, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s like bein’ in the rodeo!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Bret Michaels: Currently the Thorn in Poison’s Rose March 3rd, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Drummer Rikki Rockett is callin’ ‘im out!
What the...?? 0 Poison’s Bret Michaels Offers Relationship Advice: “Relate, Communicate, and Fornicate” February 10th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Also, get your own reality dating program.”
Cinemetal 0 After the Apocalypse, All That Shall Remain are Cockroaches and Bret Michaels December 4th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Poison vocalist to play himself on NBC’s Revolution.
Metal Merch 0 “Let Your Reputation of Smell Good Proceed You”: Bret Michaels Makes Cologne Now November 8th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Every rose has its scent.
Metal in the Media 0 Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil Might Be on The Celebrity Apprentice October 24th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “You’re fired!” is what he said to his dignity.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Donald Trump Fires Bret Michaels from The Celebrity Apprentice; Bret Michaels Cries Like a Little Bitch March 6th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Every rose has its thorn indeed!
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Most Inadvertently Hilarious Thing Ever of the Day: Bret Michaels Re-Records Poison’s “Nothin’ But a Good Time” with Ace Frehely, Michael Anthony, and F*cking LIL JON February 28th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg WE CAME TO PARTY! WE CAME TO PARTY! WE CAME TO PARTY! AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!
