What the...?? 70 W.A.S.P. FAN RE-ENACTS LIFE OF VAN GOGH WITH UNWILLING SECURITY GUARD October 18th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg W.A.S.P. have had a problem putting on drama-free shows as […]
The Webernets 150 AL GORE WANTS TO F*CK LIKE A BEAST August 2nd, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg So as it turns out, Blackie Lawless is a real […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 HAIR METAL NOTHING: W.A.S.P. STILL RULES ALMOST THIRTY YEARS LATER July 23rd, 2010 at 10:30am MetalSucks Anso can have Steel Panther, Vince can have Ratt, and […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 CHRIS HOLMES: STILL CLEVER May 24th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg As much as I love (most) hair metal and loathe […]
...And F*ck You Too 670 TEN THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW ATTACK ATTACK! SONG May 18th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg 1. Endure a political lecture from Blackie Lawless. 2. Take […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 UM, DID SOMEONE SAY “APEX THEORY?” March 22nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF It’s a little known fact that MetalSucks co-jefe Vince Neilstein […]
Black Collar Workers 190 W.A.S.P. STRIKES STINGS AGAIN, CANCEL ANOTHER GIG March 16th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: Apparently Blackie broke out after refusing to pay the […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 280 W.A.S.P. BURN DOWN BABYLON, DIGNITY January 14th, 2010 at 2:09pm Axl Rosenberg It’s basically impossible for me to take “Babylon’s Burning,” the […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 WE. ARE. STUPID. PIGS. September 18th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein For a horribly misguided, washed-up hair-metal star who compared Barack […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 1430 I DON’T THINK BLACKIE LAWLESS KNOWS WHO HITLER WAS September 14th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is Blackie Lawless talking about Barack Obama in Classic […]
Editorials 340 BLACKIE’S CLUELESS: “I WANNA BE SEAN HANNITY” November 4th, 2008 at 3:45pm Corey Mitchell Former buzzsaw cod-piece wearing, red meat slinging, naked woman whipping, […]
