Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 8: Almost Halfway! October 30th, 2017 at 11:48am MetalSucks DeShaun Watson and Russel Wilson combined for 854 passing yards and eight TDs, the Patriots won but still look meh, and a gruesome leg injury to Zach Miller.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 7: Pour One Out For Poor Joe Thomas October 23rd, 2017 at 11:58am MetalSucks Also: Brett Hunley, Drew Stanton, Matt Moore, Blake Bortles, Mitch Trubisky and Cleveland’s DeShone Kizer/Cody Kessler/Kevin Hogan combo ALL have jobs — who?? — while Colin Kaepernick still doesn’t.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 6: I Never Watch The Right Games… October 16th, 2017 at 11:53am MetalSucks Tha Giants finally win a game, the Jets get robbed by instant replay and some more Scorigami.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 5: Parity Rules! October 9th, 2017 at 2:28pm MetalSucks This season’s games are turning out to be way more interesting than last season’s.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 4: Jay Cutler for President October 2nd, 2017 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Cam Newton is back, the Cowboys lose, the Patriots have the worst defense in the league and we discuss the art of Scorigami.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 3: Sonofabitch! September 25th, 2017 at 3:22pm MetalSucks The Giants suffer another miserable loss, the Patriots almost lose again at home, Donald Trump is not smrt and more.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 2: More Like “Dead” Zone Amirite? September 18th, 2017 at 1:35pm MetalSucks NFL Red Zone sucks, but the games this week didn’t.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 1: Football’s Back!!! September 11th, 2017 at 10:20pm MetalSucks The Chiefs upset the Patriots in Foxboro and more Week 1 coverage.
Events 0 Next Week: The MetalSucks 10th Anniversary Bash / ACLU Benefit, Featuring So Hideous, Tiger Flowers, Meek is Murder and Black Table! January 31st, 2017 at 3:10pm MetalSucks Just three years ’til the bar mitzvah. They grow up so fast!
Events 0 Announcing The MetalSucks 10th Anniversary Bash to Benefit the ACLU, Featuring So Hideous, Tiger Flowers, Meek is Murder and Black Table! January 3rd, 2017 at 11:44am MetalSucks Just three years ’til the bar mitzvah. They grow up so fast!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 17: THE PLAYOFFS ARE HERE! January 3rd, 2017 at 9:45am MetalSucks Making picks for the playoffs, and looking at coaches that got the axe.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 15: The Loyal We December 19th, 2016 at 1:51pm MetalSucks Stop hating on sports fans in your Facebook posts… you’re an idiot. Patriots fans are idiots, too.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 14: Silver Linings December 12th, 2016 at 1:56pm MetalSucks The Giants sweep the red-hot Cowboys, Le’Veon Bell is a beast and the Green Bay Packers are confusing.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 13: Blowhards Gonna Blow December 5th, 2016 at 12:15pm MetalSucks “The league makes shitty rules, the officials seem more than happy to enforce them, and announcers are almost giddy to point out when someone’s being a bad boy.”
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 12: Recapping the Thanksgiving Weekend Games November 28th, 2016 at 2:51pm MetalSucks The Colts blow. Tampa Bay is on some kinda roll. Alex Smith is still boring. And more!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 11: Disposable Heroes November 21st, 2016 at 11:26am MetalSucks Boy, the Packers suck now huh? And so do the Rams. At least the Giants are good!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 10: Everyone is Beatable. Except the Cowboys. November 14th, 2016 at 11:14am MetalSucks Plus: the Titans and Seahawks both look good, and the Eagles edge out the Falcons in the battle of the birds.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 9: Halfway House November 7th, 2016 at 3:05pm MetalSucks The Giants are looking good, the Panthers are looking bad, the Ravens and Steelers strive for mediocrity and Rob Ryan’s hair is metal.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 8: Does Anyone Want To Win? October 31st, 2016 at 10:49am MetalSucks Ties, more ties, mediocre teams and more mediocre teams! Also: a dildo on the field in Buffalo.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 7: Parity Party October 24th, 2016 at 1:29pm MetalSucks League parity is a good thing… or, when every team is just mediocre, is it really?
