\m/ 470 FOR THOSE OF US ACTUALLY GETTING LAID, HERE ARE SOME TIPS TO GET YOUR WOMAN TO LIKE METAL February 25th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vince has gone into some detail in the past about […]
\m/ 60 AUDIO CLIP FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH OZZY-SABBATH AND DIO-SABBATH FANS ALL GET ALONG February 9th, 2009 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg The short version: this is an excellent mash-up someone made […]
Black Collar Workers 460 NOW KILLSWITCH ENGAGE RIFFS ARE BEING USED AS HIP-HOP SAMPLES. February 2nd, 2009 at 5:31pm Vince Neilstein Have Killswitch Engage reached cultural ubiquity? It’s hard to believe, […]
This Sucks 110 THE BAND IS DEAD… LONG LIVE THE BAND! January 15th, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks January 16th and 17th will be the final shows ever […]
Reunion Mania 140 HEAVEN & HELL: ONE REUNION ALBUM I THINK YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET EXCITED ABOUT December 2nd, 2008 at 9:53am Axl Rosenberg I know I’ve spoken out in the past – fuck, […]
Editorials 1390 F*CK ROLLING STONE: WHO ARE THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME? November 24th, 2008 at 1:59pm Corey Mitchell (Rolling Stone ballot filled out by James Hetfield of Metallica.) […]
Reviews 30 CAPRICORNS BEAR THEIR BONES WITH LATEST RELEASE October 31st, 2008 at 2:48pm MetalSucks Okay, I’m going to come right out and say this […]
Cinemetal 70 JOE METAL October 16th, 2008 at 10:06am Axl Rosenberg So how many Joes are involved in the McCain campaign, […]
Exclusive 130 HAIR CARE 101 WITH RONNIE JAMES DIO September 9th, 2008 at 3:58pm MetalSucks Being a metal master isn’t easy; that skullet certainly doesn’t […]
Show Reviews 110 MASTERS OF METAL TOUR: AN OLD FART’S WET DREAM September 2nd, 2008 at 1:42pm Corey Mitchell The biggest metal tour of 2008 rolled through San Antonio […]
Show Reviews 150 THE METAL MASTERS TOUR: JUDAS PRIEST ARE AWESOME, HEAVEN & HELL ARE AWESOMER August 11th, 2008 at 12:45pm Axl Rosenberg In 2004, the Painkiller-era Judas Priest line-up reunited and blew […]
Rampant Rumors 130 SHARON OSBOURNE WOULD LOVE TO THROW EGGS AT AC/DC August 11th, 2008 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg In 2004, Judas Priest went on before Black Sabbath at […]
Editorials 250 THE MOST METAL BURGERS ON THE PLANET June 10th, 2008 at 11:02am Axl Rosenberg When I think of metal and food, I usually think […]
Editorials 170 WITCHCRAFT IS NOT METAL January 9th, 2008 at 2:54pm Vince Neilstein No, not the art of sorcery and spell-casting, which are […]
Editorials 1 CORPORATE PUNISHMENT RECORDS TO RELEASE SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T COMPLETELY SUCK January 4th, 2008 at 12:27pm Vince Neilstein Corporate Punishment Records — the LA-based record label specializing in […]