Reunion Mania 460 BLACK SABBATH REUNION IS A GO November 11th, 2011 at 4:24pm Axl Rosenberg After months of “speculation” (by which I mean we all […]
Reunion Mania 240 TIME TO NOT GET EXCITED ABOUT THE PENDING OZZY / BLACK SABBATH REUNION October 21st, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Don’t fool yourselves by the constant he-said she-said back and […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 CAN U BELIEVE THIS BADLANDS JAM? October 14th, 2011 at 3:00pm Anso DF For a while I’ve been trying to pitch an interview […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 350 VAN HALEN IS OLD AS F*CK :( September 30th, 2011 at 11:30am Anso DF [embed width=500]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ZA0SksaqU&NR=1[/embed] I had shall we say a moment of clarity […]
What the...?? 200 NEED A LAUGH? WATCH WILLIAM SHATNER RECORD HIS COVER OF “IRON MAN” September 29th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg William Shatner’s cover of “Iron Man” is the worst thing […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 430 THE CHOSEN FEW: JUDAS PRIEST FIND A NEW WAY TO SELL OLD STUFF September 14th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg To help promote their upcoming tour, on October 11 Judas […]
New Stuff 370 FOR YOUR LISTENING DISPLEASURE: THE WILLIAM SHATNER/ZAKK WYLDE “IRON MAN” COVER September 7th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg When we first heard about William Shatner and Zakk Wylde’s […]
Worst Week Ever 170 IN WHICH WE WERE A FESTIVAL OF SUCK August 19th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg via Badass Reading the comments under our announcement of The […]
Rampant Rumors 300 MAYBE BLACK SABBATH AREN’T REUNITING August 16th, 2011 at 4:42pm Axl Rosenberg Tony Iommi just posted the below message on his official […]
Rampant Rumors 890 BLACK SABBATH RE-RE-UNITING August 16th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: Uh, maybe this isn’t happening — check out Tony […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 310 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “THE REAL THING” August 15th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2680 WHY DO PPL LIKE BLACK SABBATH?? June 3rd, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D If there’s one band who is almost universally hyped, it’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 WILL TRADE LEFT NUT FOR BLUE MURDER TOUR May 18th, 2011 at 3:00pm Anso DF For metal fans over the age of 30, there’s little […]
\m/ 150 WE MISS YOU, DIO May 16th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks And we can’t believe you’ve been gone a year already. […]
Editorials 250 WATCH THE REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS “PEOPLE WHO DIED” MONTAGE May 13th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The Revolver Golden Gods Awards will air on VH1 later […]
Board to Death 230 BOARD TO DEATH: THE NO OZZFEST IN 2011 EDITION May 12th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It has literally been years since we’ve done a new […]
Cinemetal 190 SAY, DID YOU KNOW THAT PROMISING YOUNG DIRECTOR JACK OSBOURNE IS OZZY OSBOURNE’S SON? May 2nd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s true! I thought the Osbourne clan had simply been […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 180 FURY, FLAMES, AND PHOENIX: THE ERIK RUTAN DOUBLE-INTERVIEW April 19th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Photo by Alison Webster This month, brutal death metal trio […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 IRON MAIDEN DRUMMER’S SPANK-BANK IS NOW FULL April 19th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF When word reached Lady Gaga last year that she’d been […]
